Hollywood Rag

Monday, October 24, 2005 • (20) Comments • Tags: Bodies ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Functions ,Humor ,Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton never ceases to amaze me. Her butt cheek has a life of its own.

Come on mama keep that cheek in check.

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Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 03:18 PM

what the fu*ck???? I’m not getting this pic.. can someone help me understand

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 04:21 PM

I think it’s referring to her rogue, run-away ass cheek in the first picture. Apparently it came out of hiding for this picture.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 04:23 PM

this is incredible….she is the most discusting human on the planet.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 04:27 PM

that really is weird looking… are you SURE that’s her butt cheek? looks more like the arm or leg of someone behind her ... or….
OMG DOES PARIS HAVE A PENIS???

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 04:45 PM

nothing’s behind her except her black sweater. that’s her ass….or an elephant testicle of some sort.
ugh…i just threw up a little. stank ass skank, and i rarely would say that. but it’s very well deserved in this case.

Posted by teelc on 10/24 at 04:46 PM

Are we supposed to be surprised that Paris has a saggy pancake ass? She and Kimberly Stewart need to hit the gym together. You CAN be “thin” and flabby as hell. Snorting coke and dancing on tables is not an exercise program.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 05:46 PM

hahaha i effing love Paris. I don’t think anything embarrasses her.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 06:01 PM

That can not be her butt cheek!!!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 06:15 PM

She always did seem to have one of those wedgie-prine split asses. Thanks for the confirmation. Yuck.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 07:30 PM

WTF?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 07:52 PM

dont hate….flaunt it baby…us guys will sure luv to look.

Posted by robibuni on 10/24 at 08:08 PM

Well, at least this proves she HAS an ass as opposed to everyone complaining about her lack of ass

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 09:20 PM

Get over it people. Haven’t you ever hear of an infected and enlarged testicle? Leave her alone to heal her ball.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/24 at 11:29 PM

That is so not cute!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 12:57 AM

Hahah what a crack up, first time this bitch has made me laugh…saggy ass..hah jeez this is the best pic of her..lol u stupid girl.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 03:13 AM

still horrified….

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 04:31 AM

Maybe she got stung on the a** by a bee. Or maybe her butt implants are slipping and that’s why her a** always looks flat. Or maybe it’s a boil….ewwwwwwww I’ll stop there. Sorry folks.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 08:19 AM

just revisited this pick….its like a car wreck…I can’t stop stairing!

Posted by robibuni on 10/25 at 04:02 PM

A testicle or penis? I think not. We’ve all seen the picture of her wearing no panties and getting out of the car…it’s all vagina, unfortunately. Wouldn’t that be something? If Paris Hilton were a hermaphrodite?!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 10/25 at 09:51 PM

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