Heidi Klum calls her breasts Hans and Franz.
The 33-year-old supermodel says she gave her famous assets the
stereotypically German names in homage to her homeland.
She said: "They've been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started
because I was from Germany, and people always make fun of ze Germans, yah?
"So when I began modeling I used to say, 'These are German breasts, one is
called Hans and one is called Franz.' "
Mother-of-three Heidi, who is married to singer Seal, has also insisted she
will never starve herself to become a size zero.
She said: "I have always been too round to do fashion shows. I don't look
weird enough for them to want me for the catwalk that's fine.

"The other girls are always much taller and skinnier, so it just isn't my
thing. I stick to what I'm good at and have never been prepared to starve
myself to death and do crazy stuff just to be like a thin rail and fit into
their clothes."
Heidi has two sons, Henry and Johan, with Seal, and a daughter, Leni, from a
relationship with Renault Formula One boss Flavio Briatore.
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Heidi Klum at Germany's Next Topmodel Photocall (05/22/07). Are some of these girls really model material?
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Would you rather be hot in the face or very tall and skinny?
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Would you rather be hot in the face or very tall and skinny?
what?!? i have to choose?
well, honestly when a chick has a beautiful face she can be fat as cow and still be hot stuff. where as if you’re a homely tall skinny chick u might end up looking like an HIV skank or something… so i should watch out b/c i’m pretty skinny (eek!)
anyway, i think that’s actually funny about her boobs, i just hope she didn’t say more than like, once…
tall and skinny!
I love Heidi. She’s super cool.
By the way, pretty in the face.
Pretty in the face of course. Tall and skinny, unless you are actually on a runway, looks skanky. When you see some chick at Burger King who is tall and skinny, your first thought isn’t how hot she looks. But someone with a pretty face, that might actually be your first thought.
I love Heidi…shes beautiful!
Overall i think i’d rather be pretty in the face. Your face is pretty much the first thing people look @. And as Lovechild said….even if your fat as a cow but still have a pretty face your still beautiful.
I agree with LoveChild and lolitaa. You don’t need to be skinny to be beautiful.
I would much rather have a beautiful face. A person definitely doesn’t have to be model thin or TALL to be beautiful. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Plus, if you aren’t happy with your body you have control of that to a degree. You can work your butt off and lose weight. If you have an ugly mug you are stuck with it…unless, of course, you can afford to have plastic surgery and we all have seen that doesn’t always help.
This topic reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once. It said “I may be FAT, but you’re UGLY & I can lose weight!!!”
Pretty in the face, no question. I am comfortable with my size & height
pretty in the face. because u can always work on the bod. or accept it and maintain the face and be hot hot hot no matter what. Nothing much anyone can do wit an ugly ass face. Heidi has a pretty face. Although she isn’t the best looking of models. But next to these uglies she definitely is!!!
I don’t think Heidi is fat at all. She is very fit in human standarts.
I would rather have a pretty face. Most of the runway models are FUGLY. I saw one model, the chick’s name is May something really psychotic, anyway, she has the FUGLIEST face. She looks like a drug addict and she has NO BOOBS. Alot of the runway bitches are like that.