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Monday, July 16, 2007 • (9) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Jessica Biel



Jessica Biel continues her granny style layering while on MTV's TRL program today. This is Justin Timberlake's plan to hide this sexy back.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  01:45 PM

Blah hair, blah makeup and what a terrible dress choice.  Is it a dress or an old lady’s wrap-robe?  For an MTV appearance, why didn’t she lighten up and sparkle a bit?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  01:46 PM

I’m sorry, but its very clear to me that Ms. Biel is a dyke. I went to a women’s college and can spot one a mile away. She totally fits the bill.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  01:49 PM

Janice: one of the Seven Sisters?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  01:58 PM

Biel will be the ugly, Timbersnake’s next “pump and dump” victim in no time at all.

I’m counting the minutes till she has to join Diaz’s ‘do a surfer and a married magician dork’ pitty party.

EW factor: Timerlake’s palid, flacid, flounder fish bod.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  08:21 PM

That is the ugliest frock i’ve seen in a while.
Why work out like a freak if you can’t show your body anyway? Retard!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/16  at  08:28 PM

She certainly went to the Ugly Dressmaker for this thing she’s sporting.  Ugh.  What’s the point?

Posted by Shitney Beers  on  07/16  at  10:22 PM

she just said in an article the other day that she ‘cant wait to get fully naked’ for a ‘role’. dumb whore.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  07/17  at  08:20 AM

She could be pretty, but she has no taste.  Ill take that dress to dress me up at halloween!!and im not sure yet she has talent.

Posted by hipnificent1  on  07/17  at  09:18 AM

The last 3 or 4 things that I’ve seen her in have been absolutley vile.  I see she’s continuing that trend.