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Thursday, December 07, 2006

How Men Hit on Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson claims men are trying an ingenious way of hitting on her -
flirting with her mother first.

The 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress insists she hasn't been short of potential
suitors since she split from Nick Lachey in November 2005. The couple
officially divorced in the summer.

Jessica, 25, has rebuked countless but has revealed that some are now trying
out bizarre new seduction techniques to try and impress her.





She said: "Last week a guy tried to hit on my mom. He was saying how
gorgeous, young and sexy she was but he was also kind of hitting on me. This
guy knew I really loved my mum and thought he could get to me like that."

Jessica and her sister Ashlee are both very close to their mother Tina who,
along with their father Joe, has been integral to their success.

Since splitting from Nick, Jessica has been linked to US pop star John Mayer
and her 'Employee of the Month' co-star Dane Cook.

She has rebuked countless suitors since her divorce? Please - homegirl’s making shit up now to try an make herself feel better. I’m not saying she’s had zero interest (after all, no one in Hollywood seems to be able to have even a few months of single life), but I doubt it’s been that many.

Marvin

Gee, she figured that out all by herself?? Way to insult your mother Jess. I guess you think no one coulf possibly find your mom attractive. self centered bitch.

vtgal

Oh my God, I am still laughing at the countless suitors rebuked!!  Sure Jessie, we know, they ALL want you SO bad. 

Please, her star is falling fast and after her fuck up at the Kennedy Center she figured she needed some quick positive publicity.

luvbean_xo

She’s trying to make everyone think she is desirable with these stupid comments.  Jessica, Honey, you aren’t fooling anyone.

♥Child

How men hit on Jessica Simpson-with their fist?

it’s the only explanation that makes sense to me… wink

Marvin

Add her father to that list of desirables.

♥Child

incest is the best for the simpson family

janicedickinson

She is a dude, plain and simple.

TyraSkanks

Compared to the other Hollywood singles, I haven’t heard of her dating that many men. I mean, compared to Paris Hilton, J-lo, and Julia Roberts, she is a wall-flower.

I don’t think she is in such big demand by men like she thinks she is. I think men read her as “too much work” and not worth the trouble. She probably doesn’t go to first base until she is engaged. But I feel for her because it’s slim pickens for good men in Hollywood.

JESSICA ALWAYS WAS A DOUGH HEAD AND HER MOTHER IS JUST FIGURING THAT OUT NOW…..HELLO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MA,,,,,NURSING THE OFFSPRING…...SHE’S AS DUMB AS THE CAN OF TUNA,FISH WHAT EVER SHE WAS EATING, SUCKING THERE….BLOW HEART DUMB BLONDE,,,CAN NOT ACT,OR SING,,,PLASTIC ALL OVER NOW,,,,ESPECIALLY THOSE LIPS,,,,TROUT MOUTH,,POTTY MOUTH WHATEVER…FAKE.FAKE.FAKE…BRAIN DEAD,BOOBLESS WONDER…..BTW…TMZ SUCKS….PEREZ SUCK….GENERIC TABLOID…

Silicone

Or maybe… he was just hitting on her mother.  Don’t flatter yourself, Jessica.

John take your own advice…...listen to your own songs…get out..and run fast….Jessie..buy a vowel with ya….other than…IIIIIIIIIII

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