Hugh Hefner insists Kelly Osbourne will never appear in Playboy, because her body would need too much airbrushing.

The 22-year-old star, the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, recently revealed she would love to pose for the legendary magazine.

But when asked if he'd give Kelly a centrefold by Britain's Closer magazine, Hugh replied: "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent."

The magazine mogul recently announced his plan to invite Victoria Beckham to pose for Playboy.

The 80-year-old lothario said: "She should do a pictorial with us. We've got big plans for her. I think she's going to fit in fine - they're both gorgeous."

Hugh, who is thrilled Victoria's husband David is coming to the US to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team, is already preparing to welcome him to the world famous Playboy mansion.

He said: "I think Hollywood is going to love him. The girls at the mansion have been talking about his move and want to be sure that we put him on the party list."



Meanwhile Kelly Osbourne has confessed to accidentally flashing her own father.

The 22-year-old star showed her vagina to dad Ozzy at David and Victoria
Beckham's World Cup party last summer while showing him her special
fat-hiding underwear.

Kelly embarrassingly confessed to Britain's Closer magazine: "For the
Beckhams' World Cup party I was wearing some Spanx underwear - huge pants th
at start at your knees and attach to your bra and have a slit for you to go
to the loo.

"I thought I looked so funny in them I told my dad to have a look. I forgot
my f***y was hanging out! I wanted to die. They also had a mirrored dance
floor at the party - so I couldn't go near that."

“We don’t airbrush to that extent” says Hef.  Who’s he trying to kid?  Just look at any Playboy to see he’s full of shit. 

Funny, I don’t remember MY Dad getting a look at my vagina at all.  Honestly, what a family.

But when asked if he’d give Kelly a centrefold by Britain’s Closer magazine, Hugh replied: “I can’t see it happening somehow - we don’t airbrush to that extent.”

Now thats Harsh….lmaooo

They had Carnie Wilson in Playboy.  That woman lost half her body weight, had plastic surgery to remove excess skin, which left massive scars, and they can’t airbrush Kelly Osbourne?  What…was she planning on posing with her mother as her panties?

This chick cracks me up. I honestly like her.

She’s more “Suicide Girl” than “Playboy Playmate”.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!! SHE SHOWED HER VAGINA TO HER DAD!!

That story is actually really funny, but the thought of her vag just kind of ruins it!

I’d rather die than show my father my vagina. Truly.

vtgal I soo agree, Playboy’s trademark signature is the AIRBRUSH technique!

Marvin, I don’t get it, I thought you were a guy -  ?

To that extent? What removing fat and pieces of the body to fit their expectations probably.

And her vag probably looks like jack sparrow’s beard.

kelly osbourne in playboy?  poor, deluded creature. 
that would be like looking at a spread of a picnic
ham.

lol this story is fucking hilarious..

AGHHH Gross ...

...and MARVIN, i thought you were a guy? ::confused::

CoLoStOmY bAg, I couldn’t agree more. The story is quite funny but then when you are reminded that she even has a vajayjay it just f*cks it all up!!

HOWEVER…...

I still think if Chyna Doll and Carnie Wilson can pose why not let Kelly? I mean only the people who really want to see her have to look.

IT’s this simple: No man, woman or human on this earth wants to touch himself/herself/itself after viewing Kelly Osbourne. She should settle for the centerfold of “Fat Dwarves” magazine instead.

yyyy ~ I guess my avatar of Marvin Gaye made you think I was a guy. I’m a blonde blue eyed woman!! Just happen to love Marvin Gaye’s music. Psych!!

i like the wizard of oz….......

I guess if Kelly is to be appear in the mag, each picture will ‘consume’ two pages just for only one picture…and Hugh sees this as not economical..lol

Umm,I don’t get it…. if Victoria Beckham is going to be in Playboy wouldn’t they have to airbrush the ugly out of her? Is there enough airbrushing for that? Ewwww…Both she and Kelly are pretty gross in so many different ways.

I like her style but still she’s too big for playboy… She must be at least half weight to get in the playboy magazine.

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