Injured George Clooney uses a Sex Ramp
Friday, October 05, 2007 • (12) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,George Clooney

George Clooney is using a 'Liberator Sex Ramp' to aid love making after
being injured in a motorbike crash.

The Hollywood heartthrob and girlfriend Sarah Larson appear to need a little
extra help in the bedroom after Clooney was photographed leaving his New
York townhouse carrying the purple sloped sex cushion on Wednesday.

A source said: "George is suffering a little from his fractured rib and
Sarah has her leg in plaster because of her broken toe so they've bought
something to make having sex a little more comfortable."

The Sex Ramp Sex Cushion is available on the internet for $149.00 and comes
in blue, purple, red, tan and leopard print.

It claims it can "elevate your lovemaking 10 to 14 inches for more options
off the side of the bed and superior doggy-style position.

"The Sex Ramp is engineered to support two bodies in motion, it's the
stabilizer that elevates Sex Ramp Sex Cushion beyond vanilla pillow status."

The 46-year-old actor and the 28-year-old cocktail waitress were injured
after George's bike collided with a car in Weehawken, New Jersey, on
September 21.

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When the couple stepped out three days after the crash to attend the New
York premiere of his new movie 'Michael Clayton' the star revealed: "We are
just resting for now. You don't really want to rub or massage parts that are
broken or anything!"

But if the couple do want to get out the massage oil the Sex Ramp
manufacturers boast: "Underneath, a silky liner that cools and caresses.
This smooth nylon layer was created to accommodate all of your lotions,
potions and gourmet notions."

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When George and Sarah's injuries heal, the Sex Ramp makers advise using the
cushion to make upright positions comfortable.

The instructions state: "Standing is a man's 'power position' sexually,
allowing for stronger thrusting, more varied strokes and greater longevity."

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Pic: The actor was waiting to shoot a scene when he jokingly kicked a moving car and pretended to hurt his knee. He turned around and smiled at the director. In the scene George was carring a large purple triangle that he pulled out from a parked car. He is in New York at the moment filming 'Burn After Reading'.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/05  at  02:11 PM

Just to cover up the fact that he is GAY. He makes me sick, I sucked his cock twice in Italy and let him stick it up my ass and he loved it. Come out of the closet already! and make Gay men proud.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/05  at  02:19 PM

“comes in blue, purple, red, tan and leopard print.”  Since when are leopards striped like zebras?  Please not the picture.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/05  at  05:06 PM

Why does he have to flaunt that ramp like that?  Nothing like saying: hey I am not gay. yeh right!

Posted by Bubbles  on  10/05  at  06:22 PM

George gay !!! Not hardly. If he was gay after 20 something years in the spotlight I’m pretty sure he would have been publicly outted by now. You can’t hide shit like that nowadays.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/05  at  06:56 PM

I still think he is in the closet.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/05  at  09:19 PM

TMI…but he’s still damn hot. gets better with age.

Posted by Slick Rick  on  10/06  at  06:53 AM

I don’t like the guy, but he’s not gay.  It’s just insecure message board people trying to make themselves feel better by spreading rumors.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/06  at  07:18 AM

As funny as it would be if it were true, George is way too private and well paid to risk photos being taken of him carrying such a thing for his own personal use. He can afford to pay extra to have it shipped to his home in a plain brown wrapper. This picture is from a film set.
I bet he has one or two of those things in his home in Tuscany already anyway. He stores them in his Love Room along with his sex swing and his giant vat of Astroglide. One day, when he marries me, we’ll install some anti-gravity boots and really get crazy.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  10/06  at  03:42 PM

lovesmesomegeorge - you have quite an imagination - and I mean that in a good way wink

Posted by Tony W  on  10/07  at  07:16 AM

Jeez, talk about TMI.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  01/10  at  09:54 PM

George is gay and loves the Italian boys on their boats and in hide away clubs.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  01/10  at  09:55 PM

At his age he boasts sooooo much about women, you know he is GAYYYYYYY. He is just like Tommy tunes Cruise. Give it up boyz.