Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist Ken Paves at Koi restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday (08/14/06).



What's the deal with this guy? He's always just a step behind Jessica. I wonder if he follows her to the bathroom too.



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What strikes me odd is that he’s crawling out in a wrinkled white shirt and jeans, and she looks like she’s dressed for the skank prom. 

In the first pic she looks like a dazed looney tune and in the last pic she looks like she’s getting ready to give head (either that or Ken had just shoved a curling iron up her azz).  Anyhoo…. Ken looks like he has aids.

She must be smokin crack!  Puff Puff…..

I wonder how much she pays the homely bastard to tell her continually all day how wonderful she is.

She is one hot mess!

And yeah, whats up with the concaves in his face?

Marvin, I think she kind of looks like a blond Sandra Bernhard (spelling???) in the top pic in the skank prom dress.

Yeah, she’s really one-upping ol Nick isn’t she?

I don’t know much about him other than he’s her stylist…..but i was wondering, is he gay??

Maybe he’s always behind her cause he keeps trying to put it in her butt? I’m just sayin…..It’s her only friend and she has to pay for it…...sad really

oooh la la ~ I think she needs to give Nicole Ritchie her sun glasses back. Fuckin’ Klepto….

Oh Marvin—you went and mentioned Nicole Richie, now we’ll have the Anorexics Anonymous girls rampaging us again— LOL !!! 

A little off the subject but I sure hope HR changes that “featured post” photo of Lohan’s boob soon.  If I wanted to keep seeing that sh#t I’ll go visit the local nursing home.

Oooh la la ~  you’ve been reading my mind! I’ve been hoping the monster mammary would go away too. I’m sick of seeing that big implant hanging out. What a pig.

LITERALLY riding hyer coat-tails. 

He proly is pervy just like her Dad and therefore fits right in that troll family.

Ya know, No one has suspected that HE may be the Man in Jessica’s life. I mean, not like a girlfriend, i mean like he is bonning her to the middle of next year…

Her tranny-ness is more and more prominent each day!

Btw, let’s just ignore the anorexic idiots. They’ll go away eventually.

holy crap. in the first pic she looks like a manzilla *strudders

Its Will and Grace! He has got to be the best hairdresser in the world because her hair kicks ass.

So what happened to Cacee??

Ok, looking at this dude who looks like an unmade bed I can’t help and wonder why anyone would want him to be their stylist.  Just proves she’s really mentally retarded.

Amazing what some people will do in order to hang out with any type of celebrity.

He’s just enough of a man to open doors for her and carry her stuff and all the stuff that Nick used to do for her, but just gay enough to giggle at cute guys walking by and help her do her hair and nails.

Poor sap.  I hope he’s getting a lot of business out of this at least.

She didn’t even move so he can get out of the car and of course he’s gonna follow her around in public to get a name for himself. He’s a strong woman to hang out with her since she can’t keep friends because of her whoreness.

OK, so if she’s got a hair stylist trailing her everywhere she goes, WHY DOES HER HAIR ALWAYS LOOK LIKE SH*T ????  She looks like freaking Ellie May Clampett.

I guess you have to take your stylist with you everywhere you go when you are a celebrity. Gay guys are fun to hang around; you don’t have to give it up and he can tell you if a cute guy is gay or not. There should be a rent a gay agency.

He’ll eventually tire of her and dump her after he’s made a name for himself. I guess if Jessica paid me enough money I could just “barely” tolerate her annoying Pee-brained self!

he is very gay. so gay that he doesn’t realize what a bad hairstylist he is

MEMO TO LINDSAYS NUMBER ONE FAN: You’re telling US to get a life?! Surely, you jest considering you waste your time defending some silicone infested,  cocaine fiend you don’t even know! By the way, judging from your screen name and your grammar skills, I’d say you were probably about 14? Anyway, this is called HollywoodRAG, a rag site and if we want to make of HOHAN or Jessucka or any other whore on this site we will. Try working on that spelling and go fuck off.

Thank you.

Seriously all you small-minded low-class rejects that are getting your kicks out of harrassing the fellow members of this board by calling them fat and using crude language need to find a different site because I know people are getting sick of you.  Your not funny, cool, or entertaining.  Your just a bunch (or one person) of uneducated morons that are showing your immaturity.  Your not wanted here!

HOLLYWOODRAG - Please take notice of these posters (or all in one poster) writing filthy things to other regular posters.  To allow someone to have the name ano-cunt on this site is enought to make me sick. 

I agree with all my fellow daily posters - GET THE HELL OFF THIS SITE AND START ONE FOR PEOPLE OF YOUR OWN KIND - IGNORANT, STUPID, AND WITH A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD MENTALITY.

I really don’t have to make much of a comeback all I have to do is read your comment and know your own words are reinforcement of everything I’ve written.  Darling, I’m not upset at you, just a little sad for you because you seem so pathetic.

One question for you ano.  Did you by chance ride the short bus to and from school?

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE NEW PEOPLE? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING. TRY TO IGNORE THEM, I BET ITS THE REAL LINDSEY NOFANS, BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD DEFEND HER LIKE THAT OTHER THEN HERSELF AND HER MOM. PLUS, SHE LOVES THE C WORD….REMEMBER WHEN SHE WROTE IT ABOUT SCARLETT ON A BATHROOM WALL? YEAH, SHES A CLASS ACT!!!!

How did you figure I wonder?  When I basically called you and all your multiple personalities mentally deficient?  Or when I said you were pathetic?  I guess reading comprehension is amongst the other skills you lack.

miss lola ... I’ve not seen the “jessucka” yet…good one !

Ok, please STOP with the Fucking childish, lowbrow, un-educated, mind-numbingly repetitive insults all you LITTLE GIRLS who should be in school keep spewing incessantly on this website.  YES, it’s a free-fucking country, and you can say what ever you god-damned please, but what the hell is the point of bitching out everyone on this website? Does it give you pleasure?  Does it distract you from your bulemia?

I speak for 98% of the posters on this board- GET LOST. NOW.

And before you use your little *witty* retort about how I MUST be a fat cunt who needs to lose weight, I’ll let you know that I’m 5’10 and wear a god-damed size 6.  Amateurs.

HOLLYWOOD RAG Administrators- do you exist?

Agreed 100% Gypsy!

There’s one strategy that always work…ignore, which is what i’m starting to do as of now. And i don’t think this site wants to start losing posters…

This is my final remark regarding the “propoganda” (sorry to repeat, regular posters if you’ve already read it on other thread):

They’re gradually “breaking down” guys.  You can tell it as the threads continue.  If we IGNORE them and let them continue to ramble THEMSELVES and EACH OTHER (yes, I think a pro-ano and a pro-bulimic were starting to clash even on a thread, LOL) into further delusion/paranoia, they WILL eventually be gone…

Because they won’t have the internet access in the looney bin.

That being said, I want to wish all the REAL H-R ragsters a great rest of the week!  We deserve it!

You too oooh la la !!

Creepy McCreeperton!!!!!

OMG, did someone just say that Paves isn’t gay?  <snort!>  Not every hairstylist has to be, but this one is the full rainbow plus a feather boa.

A-men, luvbean, Marvin, oooh la la, MsSleepy, Janice Dickinson, AgentHollywood and all the rest!

I come to HR for fun gossip, photos and the witty remarks the regulars make. It’s no fun though when posters are being verbally attacked for saying a celeb looks too thin or they hope they’re not suffering from an eating disorder. What kind of fan wants their idol to suffer malnutrition, emotional distress and a ravaging drug habit, all for the chance to be skin and bones? I will never comprehend these attitudes.

Okay ano, that’s really gross. That’s all I can say about that. HRers are class acts. We trash people with wit, style, and always with the knowledge that it’s all fun. Even when we bicker at each other, things are done in an adult and clever manner. No need to take this down to Britney’s level.

As for the whole Ken and Barbie deal, has anyone considered that Jessica is in fact getting ready to convert to Scientology and Ken is like her twenty-four seven shadow. Remember the chick Jennifer or Jackie or whomever that followed Katie aka It’s-Kate-Because-She’s-A-Mother-Now around for like months to monitor her activities? That’s probably what Ken is doing with Jessica. He’s making sure her mind is void of all things non-Scientology related.

I think Jessica wants to turn him into the next big thing in hairdressing.  For what? Taking care of her extensions?

I will say that I’m not afraid of ano-cunts stupid little remarks. She must be really insecure if all she can do is call people “cunts” and “dirty whores” all day. Note to Ano-Cunt: Take your paxil, tighten up that straightjacket, and go back to your padded cell and wait for your happy pills to kick in because it’s obvious you need it.

miss lola - I have been thinking on your lines also about the ano-cunt and her disciples.

OMG!! I’m so scared of you ano-cunt!! I’m going to go hide in the corner and cry now!! Boo-fucking-hoo, I’m soooooo scared!! I love your little insults “cunt, cunt, etc” HA! you’re so dumb you can’t even finish an insult so you just say “etc.” By the way, I took the liberty of adding commas between the numerous ‘cunts’ that you wrote. Glad to see you’re working on those 8th grade grammar skills. How does the padded cell feel? Are your happy pills kicking in yet? From the looks of it, I’d say no.

Is this like her only friend now? What the hell happened to Cacee?

A short list of ano-cunt’s limited vocabulary:

1. Cunt. One of her personal faves, she uses this quite often when describing the female genitalia.
2. Fatty. Another one of her personal faves. Anyone who disagrees with Hohan’s “hotness” will be subjected to being called a fatty.
3. ‘Fukhead’ translation: Fuckhead. Pretty self explanatory.
4. ‘Becos’ translation: because. I know it’s a easy word to spell, but for those 8th graders with limited reading and writing skills, it must really be a challenge.
5. ‘Cunt Ole’ translation: cunt hole. Another tough one to write as well.

Ano-cunt’s favorite phrases: “Eat a dick N die bitch 06”  “cunt it up 06”. Apparently the writer must constantly remind herself that the year is 2006. Another toughie to remember for the mentally deranged.

They are M*F*ING HIGH HIGH HIGH! Look at their bugged-out eyes…wide pupils, vacant stares…slack-open mouths. I’m betting cocaine’s the culprit here, folks.

Maybe he’s her undercover bodyguard and have to make some after work hours bonus for her. Who knows ?

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