Jessica Simpson accidentally hired a male escort for a blind date.

The 'Dukes of Hazard' actress, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.

However, the blonde star was left red-faced after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a 'professional hooker'.

A friend of Jessica's told Australia's New Weekly magazine: "Jessica logged onto the internet to find male company.

"She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal.

"They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a 'professional transaction'. The guy turned out to be a male escort."

Jessica - who recently announced on US TV that she was "sexually frustrated" - quickly realised her mistake and told her date in no certain terms to get lost.

The source added: "Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn't that desperate."

The unfortunate incident has now made Jessica think twice about her choice of suitors.

The friend said: "She never imagined male hookers would be trying to cash in on the service. It's turned her off the web - and that was her main hobby."



She can't waste this sexy body.



Jessica should just go to the bars and do her thing. There has to be some guys out there who don't know who she is....

Wow, has she hit rock bottom or what?

Riiiiiiiight.  I have it hard to believe that bitch didn’t know what she was doing.  I know she is as dumb as a rock, but come on.  Any-hoo, how pathetic and desperate is she that she has to look for a booty call on the internet?

What a dumb shit. Since when was she “going with John Mayer? I thought they had like one date. She’s really become quite a pathetic creature.

This just proves what a dumbass she is. Totally useless.

“Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn’t that desperate.”
So how desperate was she than?!?!

Man how low could she go!!!?

man…ever since nick fucked up with her…she has totally lost it…..JUST LIKE SHITNEY SPEARS!

Duh…there are guys on the web who only want sex for money!!!  What chat room was SHE in? 

What a complete dipshit and her so called career is heading closer toward new KMart openings every day.

I don’t know how Nick could have fu<ked her…..didn’t he feel like he was fuck!ing a man with extensions and make-up?!?!

Why does she always have that blank expression now?? Too many lip injections and extensions?

Back in the Newlywed days, I thought her ditziness was kinda cute and she looked pretty bumming around her house with no make up on. What the hell happened?

If she’s so horny, why didn’t she just go through with it?  I mean, DAMN!!!  It’s not like she couldn’t have afforded him.

ShutYourMouthWhenYoureTalkinToMe i totally agree!she used to look so pretty and she looks like sh*t!!

“Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell.”

>god, what a bitch.

How silly.

She just needs to disappear from the public eye for a while. 

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What a frigging loser.  Omigod, you mean to tell me that there isnt one man that would do her the favor for free?  That’s when you know you’ve hit an ultimate low.

Poor baby can’t get a real date. If i were a guy on date with her i would buy her a tuna fish sammmich.

Maybe she really is dumber than a bag of rocks.

“Mama always said stupid is is stupid does….....” The famous words of F. Gump. I thought it was fitting!!
She is a desperate Ho-bag idiot. I really think she is mentally challenged a little bit.

I’ve not seen any of her movies or videos, nor have I heard her sing.  Does that count as not knowing who she is?  If so, hook me up.

Her self-centerdness and shallowness are paying off. I think she’d be great as a new contestant on “America’s Next Top Model.” They could put 7 inch heels on her and she’d fit right in as the “Dumbo of the house.”

It’s too hard to find a man who wants to be married to an empty-headed narcissist. That’s why she should have just porked the male prostitute and considered herself lucky. I think she actually had a good idea there for once.

What ever she had that made her seem special before , was lost when she lost Nick.  Daddy’s girl just doesn’t get it….grow up Jess

“I think she actually had a good idea there for once.”

lol, oscar

“Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell.”

>god, what a bitch.

I totally agree….......I mean, come on, why was she such a b*tch to this guy? He did not ORDER her, she ORDERED him!!!!! She is dumber than a bag of rocks. She really is. She should have just admitted that she had made yet another huge blunder, apologize and go out with the guy…Has she had any better offers? I don’t think she would be searching for men via internet and trying to hire a date if she had. Pathetic @ss loser she is.

thats awesome!!! she is a total bonehead!!!!

Oh Jessica, if you wanna carry a bag of dippers and a porta john rental all over find yourself a guy and have lots of kids. If you wanna be gorgeous and careless stop chasing men!