Jessica Simpson is ready to sail on a boat in this high waisted number.
Her boobs are pointing in the right direction.
I'm sure she won't wear this disaster again.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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wow, that outfit is beyond horrible. she has tubular looking boobies. plus her skin looks horrible.
Posted by ♥Child on 04/18 at 05:32 PM
i just realized how many times i said horrible. whorable, whorable!
Posted by ♥Child on 04/18 at 05:39 PM
She better stop with the lip injections. Her top lip already touches her nose when she smiles. That boyfriend of hers has really turned her into a frump, just like himself. Where’s Daddy anyway?
Posted by justcurious on 04/18 at 05:51 PM
She is ugly right now as a matter of fact she began her ugliness after her divorce.
Posted by AgentHollywood on 04/18 at 06:00 PM
the retro high-waisted pants only look good on women with super-skinny legs and no hips or thighs. and even if skeletal Posh were wearing these she wouldn’t have worn them with PLEATS.
pleated pants are unflattering on almost anyone, unless they are straight leg trousers with only 1 pleat that gives a sharp crease to the front of the pants. multiple pleats in pants ALWAYS make you look fat.
and with boobs that large and real she should always wear a bra. natural breasts that large sag too much to look good without any support…i know. fake boobies tend to ride high anyways and don’t droop like this and look cone shaped if they are done properly.
Posted by Gambitgirl on 04/18 at 08:29 PM
she IS wearing a bra…it just isnt giving her much support and her boobs r saggy.
Posted by FunkyMiss on 04/18 at 08:34 PM
the top of the pants look also too tight. the boobs are just laughable.
Posted by rowlkitty on 04/18 at 08:52 PM
I’ll bet she’s regretting that outfit today! LOL
Posted by parissucksliterally on 04/18 at 11:40 PM
Look at the 2nd to last pic where she is slightly leaning back a tad…I think she is wearing a bra. Which, if she is wearing one she has really bad boobies. The do look very “coney” in those pics.
All I can say about the pants is that I would not even wear then to bed as pajamas. My husband would kick me out of the bed…LOL..well, maybe not, but I certainly would not be getting any “LoVe”!!!
Her skin looks so very weathered! She has so many wrinkles for her age. She looks leathery. She needs to lay off the tanning and lighten her hair back up. She just looks so HARD and rough.
She totally went downhill after her divorce.
Posted by wtjo on 04/19 at 12:03 AM
What the hell? Are they so tight around her waist that the fabric won’t even line up properly at the button closure?
Chalk up another victory for Nick and Vanessa!
Posted by oooh la la on 04/19 at 09:15 AM
nasty…she’s nasty…
Post some ALBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALBAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by Dejasade on 04/19 at 10:32 AM
WoW I never said this before…Gross Boobies
Posted by worse than them on 04/19 at 11:53 AM
She is still very pretty just not as much as before. I know one thing thats for sure is she lost her sense of style. Eitherway, im sure shes better looking then ALL of us put together.
Posted by Ms.Sleepy on 04/19 at 11:59 AM
Ms. Sleepy, I’m gonna dispute you here because I like you too much to let you underestimate the rest of us or yourself, hon! Luv, oooh la la
Posted by oooh la la on 04/19 at 12:06 PM
frump is right! what the hell happened to her?? she used to wear the nicest dresses/outfits. oh i forgot, thats when she was with nick.
Posted by nygirl on 04/19 at 12:57 PM
Sorry oooh la la! I meant no harm:) Im sure your a sexy lil lady. Thanks sweetie:)
Posted by Ms.Sleepy on 04/19 at 01:22 PM
Ms. Sleepy I meant that ALL of us HRagsters—you included—are hotter than her!
Posted by oooh la la on 04/19 at 01:36 PM
Ummm…speak for yourself Ms. Sleepy. That outfit she is wearing is hideous.
Posted by shakezula on 04/22 at 02:42 AM