Jessica Simpson is comfort eating to cope with being single.

The 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress, who split from musician John Mayer in the
summer, is said to be feeling lonely and has started gorging on French fries
to cheer herself up.

A source said: "Jessica jokes about wanting a boyfriend, but it isn't funny.
It hurts her to see her exes moving forward.


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"She keeps getting crushes on the kind of guys who will let her down. That
triggers her cravings. She usually gives in to them at bedtime. When she is
at a hotel, she will often order a plate of French fries as a late-night
snack. She knows it isn't healthy, but she doesn't have a lot of willpower
right now."

Jessica has reportedly gained 10lbs since September and has turned to close
friend Mike Alexander to help get her back into shape.

The source added to the National Enquirer magazine: "Jessica recently binged
on buffalo wings and cupcakes and gained some weight. She feels horrible.

She is determined to work those pounds off - and she wants Mike to help her
do it. He literally got her butt into shape for 'Dukes of Hazzard'.

"He will give Jessica the disciplined 'boot camp' workout she needs - lots
of cardio, lots of lunges and weights.

"I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up in a romance with Mike. He has
always been there for her. Jessica leaned on him when her marriage to Nicky
Lachey fell apart.

"She feels safe when Mike is around."

AWWWW poor little rich girl!!!  Go sink your teeth into a gold plated carrot, maybe you’ll feel better. 

Give me a fuckin break!!!  Some people have real problems, and she’s sad over a boyfriend? Go pop your zits and shut up.

she ALWAYS gains weight back when she loses it.  She should just stay at her natural weight already.

I agree, parissucks.  She’s doomed to being a yo-yo dieter because she’s attempting to achieve a body weight that is less than her body’s natural weight.  The yo-yo’ing is actually going to make it harder for her each time she tries to lose.

maybe she should go get an education instead of whining about this shite

This idiot has a lot more to worry about than being a fat manly pig. Hey, maybe having a brain would help her get in shape?

CoLoStOmY bAg - Couldn’t of said it better myself!

Ummmmm….......Buffalo Wings??!! I thought she “didn’t eat buffalo”

if that mike guy isn’t gay he just want to f*** her monkey style…....for shure…..no doubt….and i bet she want it too

If Mike Alexander was smart, he would take advantage of jessica while she has low self esteem. He could throw a few shots in her, then titty F her for desert.========D ( o )( o ). Afterwords, he could blame it on her. Mike, if you do, get it on video. Vivid would buy it.

poor girl/woman she seems really lost. i thought she was a sweet girl with nick, and charming but it seems like she’s lost her way :O

I’m sorry, but what does Jessica Simpson do again?  Or is she just another girl with sex videos..  I can’t keep up.

hard to believe this is news, especially since there is no photographic proof.

She needs a dick in her ass.