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Friday, June 15, 2007

Justin Timberlake isn’t in Love with Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake is not in love with Jessica Biel.

The singer says the 'The Illusionist' star, who recently accompanied Justin
on his UK tour, is just a "very dear friend".

When asked who the love of his life is, he said: "I haven't met her yet."

The sexy star also claimed it was Jessica's idea to join him on his
'FutureSex/LoveShow Tour', and now admits it was a bad move.

He told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "She truly insisted that she came
with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't
really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything
else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her
categorically no
.

"This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there'
s no question of playing sweethearts."

The couple were first romantically linked earlier this year, just weeks
after Justin split from long-term love Cameron Diaz.

Since splitting from Cameron, Justin has had his fair share of female
admirers, and he says he knows why women fall for him.

He said: "I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the
mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or
snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me."

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Everything comes second to his career.

Big Spender

It’s because she’s not a man.

MarvinsNotGaye

His pube head is an enormous turn off. That and his high pitched girly voice.

oooh la la

The trouble, lies, excuses and money he spends in his relentless pursuit to prove that he is not gay is exhausting.

toonces

Amen dat, ooh la la… just think of all the effort saved if he and Derek Jeter just came out publicly as a couple.

Gambitgirl

i am still severely confused that women find this pube face attractive for anything except his money. he is soooooo not my type at all.

sweetmisses121

LMAO@oooh la la & toonces!!!

AgentHollywood

I doubt that they’ve been together long enough for her to be the love of his miserable life.

voiceOreason

“I defy a girl not to fall for me if I’m on a surfboard or
snowboarding. It’s my secret weapon if a girl resists me.”

The picture in my mind of Timberlake on a surfboard doesn’t turn me on in the least.

Uh oh, does that mean there is something wrong with me? Am I maybe secretly a lesbian and don’t even know it?!? Or maybe it’s because I’m not 36-24-36? :( SOMEBODY TELL ME!!!!!

DeeDee Cohen

“It’s my secret weapon if a girl resists me.”

WHAT THE FxxK does that mean??????

If they “resist” he uses the board to club them unconscious. 

It’s the only way he’d ever get any attention from me, I can tell you that.  Boy’s dog ugly IMO.

uptowngirl

the man is not handsome, his voice too high and gay.  what a rude thing to say about Jessica. like, yeah, i could care less about her but she insisted on coming. she was a tag-a-long (gum on my shoe) and so i dissed her in Paris.

Rude! just.

BTW, Is that really a dead on quote, because the wording, grammar, and what is says, is a mess. it’s not clear.

am i the only one?

Shitney Beers

jessica biel obvciously has no respect or class or she wouldn’t keep following him around like a puppy begging for affection. I mean he is admitting he is just killing time with her. if he loves any bitch its brobably shitney shears.
BUT I agree. He is probably just queer and not admitting it like the loser wuss he is.

citizenstrange

I do not get the adult career of Justin Timberlake at all. Since when did he go from being a lame and foppish boy band joke to being the arbiter of cool for all things groovy, hip, chill and funky-hunky-dory on the planet?

I may not have been James effing Dean in high school but honest to Christ at least I wasn’t a effing MOUSEKATEER! How do you ever scrape the rancid stench of that ridiculously wussified dogshit from your resume? How can you ever possibly distance yourself far enough from that skipping and dancing, mincing and prancing, precious and pretentious Sesame Street cred? 

I in no way begrudge Timberlake his prebuscent, Tiger Beat buying, bedroom poster hanging, highpitched squealing, dance move mimicking,  fan base. Eight to ten year old girls are always going to need an asexual, nonthreatening, parentally approved, fantasy boyfriend so that they can get their crush on and start working out the basics of romantic relationships in preparation for their real life that lies just ahead.

My problem comes when he is foisted onto mainstrain entertainment audiences as if he had any real or discernable talent other than being apparently disinterested in women and therefore preteen safe.

Have you ever seen Timberlake host Saturday Night Live? Jesus, he makes Steven Seagal look disarmingly unpretentious and sidespittingly hilarious with immpeccable comedic timing and a true and unyielding self-awareness of when he is being funny and when he is being incredibly, painfully and cringe-inducingly unfunny (which is always) by comparison. 

Have you ever seen him try to act? Let’s just say that Liberace as Dirty Harry would be more believable and less awkward.

Chin Lee 3

He only loves himself. How can one ever have time fo’ chicks when you’re a homosexual. Your schedule is just too full. You’re too busy. You wake up jerkin your gherkin, then you have to whack your wire, followed by looking in the mirror and spanking you monkey. What a day! Finally, you have to pound your pud before you hit the hay and dream of yourself.

AgentHollywood

Well honestly no matter how much i don’t care for him much ever since n sync…i still like his music.

he is soo arrogant- you can only laugh- I guess thats what happens when you are not in the’real world’
the fact that he has gotten ANY pretty girls astonishes me- he clearly has poorer genes than anyone I have ever seen him with #1, and #2 he looks like he hasnt reached puberty yet- he has beady eyes a concave mouth and a nose that resembles a certain body part- eh-hmmn-
oh and #3 - he actually CRIED on punked- and his voice went up 3 octaves as he whined like a little girl!
he is not a man to me- how can he ever protect a girl? with his nose? please- thats why he goes out with woman that look like they can carry a couch up the stairs over one shoulder.

miss_j

hes so gay.

oooh la la

You got that right, toonces.  Jeter must have felt the sting when A-Rod was a-stray’in with that tranny stripper with the huge guns.

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