Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld dishes his opinion on some of today's hottest stars in the September issue of Harper's Bazaar.



On Jessica Simpson: "Ecch, I'm not that impressed."


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: "They don't have a strong enough image. They still have to make the movie that everybody remembers."

Frumpy? "Extreeemely."


Kate Moss' junkie boyfriend Pete Doherty: "He's gone. His music - the look - is over now. There's nothing to think about it. It is too late."

Heidi Klum's "Project Runway": "Trash that is funny for five minutes if you're with other people. If you're alone, it's not funny. "

On Lindsay Lohan:

"She behaves like an over-grown-up person, and that's what I like about her. It's like she's 45, but in fact, shes 20.

"She's somebody you want to protect, because she plays dangerously with her own life."


Click here to see how he dissed the late Princess Diana back in February.

Who the hell is that fossil to talk???

Would someone now please put Mr. Lagerfeld back in his coffin, add HoHan, and shut the lid.

Dude..WHATEVS…looked in the mirror lately? You’re NOT a young buck anymore…stop trying to look so young/cool! You look hideous!

I’m so sad that Karl Lagerfeld actually likes Blohan. I have respected him as a designer for many years and now it’s lost!

LOL vtgal!! I can’t believe he actually likes HoHan..she must be blowing him too, the HO.

Even though he looks like he was “voted out” of Dracula’s castle, I still like what he said about Jessica Simpson.

I guess if he likes Hohan then it isn’t such a bad thing to be one that he doesn’t necessarily care for.  Ecch

He’s a freak and dissing Princess Di just ain’t right.

still scared of those chemicals, eh? :p

oooh la la, love your avatar!
more cowbell

In MEMORY of “Lindsay’s Number One Fan,” I write:

Karl you’re hot. Keep rockin that skin. Totally love you. Shut up kunts. You’re all just jealous. You want to be just like Karl and you know it. You rock Karl. You’re hot. Love you babes xoxoxxo, Lindsay’s N.O.F.

OMG fuck off you all. Jealous bi*ches!

R.I.P Lindsay’s # 1 fan.
Love, Oscar and the gang

Karl is just an old queen with a sense of humour playing with us. 

What he says about Lohan, “It’s like she’s 45 but in fact she’s 20”, what he really means is she looks 45…  And who could argue with that?

Well i can’t argue his opinion because i agree with him except that he thinks it’s good that lindsay acts 45.

too funny that prissy old queen says what we are all thinking (except about Hohan).

“i got a fever…and the prescription…is more cowbell!”
avatar rocks!

LOL @ Oscar…sorry, but your spelling was still too good to pass for LNOF!

oooh la la, you took the comment right out of my mouth (re: dracula). Whenever I see him I think of that classic goth song by Bauhaus, “Bela Lugosi’s Dead” (the refrain goes “undead undead undead undead”)

He is one creepy looking dude but I pretty much agree with all his statements.
And, Princess Diana wasn’t the sharpest tool in the garage. She was lovely, she was kind, but brilliant? Not so much. I’ve seen her speak. It wasn’t impressive.

Who the fuck does this old goat think he is? He’s not exactly a hot piece of shit either. I do agree about Jessica Simpson. I’ll never understand why she is famous.

Memo to Hohan:

It’s not exactly a compliment when someone says you are like a 45 year old woman. We all know soon enough with the drugs/drinking/promiscuous sex that your looks will go sooner than you anticipate. So booze it up while you can Lindsay because your glory days will be O-V-E-R!!!

i like him and he is so right about jessica she has zero style. zero.

What can he have against Project Runway? That mere mortals are daring to make clothes? What a cranky old man.

OLD FRENCH WHORE… (love the jessica comment though!)

people are getting mean… i like him, because he is so pretentious [lol]

but, he is really talented:  designer and photographer…really well read, fluent in umpteen languages…

he can slag anyone he wants, he is fashion royalty.

Therealnunya - I have to agree with you! Diana had problems, may she rest in peace.

Love it Oscar- except all the correct spelling threw me off.

Also-  Who wants to be 20 and told they are more like 45?... not really something I want to hear!

Go eat Anna wintour’s rotten pussy!
Hes always talking smack about anyone who isn’t a size zero and how They’re fat fucks with no will power. In case he forgot he used to be a big fat ass himself!!!

Is it me or does it look like Lindsey has had tons of plastic surgery done

He is very corpse-y looking but he basically spoke the truth about everybody