Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes leave Maestro’s Steakhouse in L.A. on Saturday (08/19/06).



She's been programmed like a robot.



They are ever so happy always - something has to be wrong. Tom just loves having this mystery surrounding his baby and he wants to outshine every celebrity baby couple out there.




Katie Holmes shops at Barney's in L.A. (08/17/06).



She dresses too old for her age. That blouse came out of Aunt Betty's closet.

Via popbitch

>> Cruise control <<
Suri makes an awkward debut

A source from the Vanity Fair shoot of Suri
Cruise says the baby looks enough like Cruise
and Holmes for their parentage to be plausible,
but that it is a bit of a runt, and required
21 days of photography, plus three days
of digital touching-up, before the magazine and
celebrity parents had a cover image they liked.

Its so sad that she got into this cult. I feel for her i really do. She is just a weak minded person i guess. She is so trapped now that she has “toms” kid because he’ll never let her have custody.

Why can’t they just go on a nice space ride to another planet and never come back.  I’m so sick of them!

HaHa - Tom forgot to wear the lifts in his shoes out to dinner..Katie is towering over her little man.

Re: picture 3 - I mean, can the girl walk without his hand grasping hers for cripes sakes??  What a sideshow of bullshit.

What has happened to my Sweet Kate.  I use to like her but my God how can she have a Man control her life.  I thought she was a strong minded person but she is really mild

I dont know if I just went crazy or something… But is Katie actually looking better lately.  I mean, pregnacy really did not sit well with her, I guess because for a minute there I was wondering why the hell this fugly chick was ever on TV.  But now there’s a certain glow, that’s making her look, I’m afraid to say it “pretty” aaahhhhhhh! 

There.  I said it.  Man, this being-nice-thing is hard.

Okay! Back to celebrity bashing!  NEXT!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAH rAGGEDY aNNE, i THINK MAYBE YOU ARE JUST FOOLED BY THE FACT SHE LOOKS SEMI BETTER THAN SHE DID A COUPLE OF WEEKS OR MONTHS AGO, DEFINETLY NEVER BETTER THAN HOW SHE WAS BEFORE…woops sorry for caps….hopefully we can blast them into hell someday soon

He’s such a little twerp and she’s such a frump.

Anybody rent Scary Movie 4?  I bet Tom SO HATED that one!  Totally mocked him.

Guess they’re eating due to the depression of not having a baby.

Wait a minute! These pictures are taken on different days. She has a white purse and then it turns to brown and she has a black top on and it turns to leaves or something.

Oh hell ya’ll, I should have read the whole thing. Thought I was being all “detective-like” there so sec. lol

I bet he needs a booster seat to drive.

Surprise, surprise! No Suri again. I really don’t care for these fuckers anymore. And is it just me, or does Katie look like American Idol runner up Katharine McPhee in the bottom pics?

LOL! The baby’s “bit of a runt”? Well, yeah, so is her dad!

I wonder if he’s sitting on a couple of phone books.

Sister shouldn’t be wearing skinny jeans yet.

Baby Suri doesn’t need to be touched, talked to, eat, sleep or bathe. I’m convinced Suri is a Scientology alien.

I think this adopted baby must not look that much like them if it took 21 days to get a picture that was good enough to pass as theirs.

Oh my gawd, he let her out of the house.

Wow, that’s really crazy that the baby is called a “runt”. Mayhap she is from the planet Nanu Nanu after all.