Hollywood Rag

Thursday, January 19, 2006 • (12) Comments • Tags: Ali Landry ,Bodies ,Celebrity ,Fashion ,Functions ,Jennifer Love Hewitt ,Roselyn Sanchez

Ali Landry

Gorgeous girl, but take the jacket off first. Mario Lopez was definately a fool for cheating on her.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

She looks better than I've seen her in a while.

Roselyn Sanchez

Nice body...

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 02:21 PM

I don’t think the issue was that Mario cheated on Ali - there have been rumours circulating for a while that Mario is gay, and after Ali found out, that’s when the marriage ended. He was recently seen out with Queen of All Media and Mexican Bike Cop Lover Eva LongWhoria, a conveniently-placed distraction.

Now that I’ve prosthelized on that - what the hell is up with Jennifer Love Hugetits? She’s one of those horsefaced girls-next-door-with-nice-tits that girls hate but guys seem to love. Non-gay male readers, tell me, what is her appeal?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 02:36 PM

Fug, fug and more fug.

Posted by Shitney Beers on 01/19 at 02:53 PM

LOL Janice. i usually agree with you. BUT.. I see nothing really horrid about Ali Landry. The other two do have horsey faces, actually….yikes. I thought IO was scared of “POSH” Spice’s LION face. Now there are two horseheads staring at me.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 02:54 PM

Great Hooters, a possibly easy to manipulate personality and a good earning capacity, what’s not to Love about Hewitt? I’d buff those babies with Neutrogena every night and watch Springer in my underwear everyday if she would let me.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 03:17 PM

you’re right, contess! Ali Landry isn’t fug. I think it’s not a great picture of her, though. JLove is really overrated and Roselyn Sanchez is definitely fugly. Let’s send them back to their stables!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 03:56 PM

Ali’s a cutie, and so is Roselyn IMO. That picture of her is not at her most flattering angle, but she’s a great talent. I hope she gets to prove it on a mainstream stage.

“Queen of All Media and Mexican Bike Cop Lover Eva LongWhoria”
If ever there was a quote that summed it all up, this is it.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/19 at 11:01 PM

“Queen of All Media and Mexican Bike Cop Lover Eva LongWhoria” - there’s nothing else to add.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/20 at 08:52 AM

wow, easy on the spelling! Just make sure your posts are spelled correctly. LOL!

I think Ali Landry is a pretty girl, but not anything extraordinary.

I don’t like JLH. And the other person is pretty too I guess, but thats about it.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/20 at 09:13 AM

jennifer love’s bangs are just killing me. marlo thomas.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/20 at 11:25 AM

i think ms. eva longoria has the worst of all horse face . . . but again, guys love her. i don’t get it. i’m not hating, i swear! i just…don’t get it! and she’s got no boobies!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/20 at 12:32 PM

j love’s wig is twisted