According to Usmagazine.com Lindsay Lohan has been test messaging Brody Jenner for the past few weeks.
Last Saturday she texted Brody requesting "McDonald's and sex."
Jenner's response?
"Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."
Oh geez how lame is that???

I'm sure she can find both easily and at the same time.
She might want a pot buddy in him too.

Brody’s scared. Dive in baby, the water’s fine.
Posted by
mr pantz on 01/31 at 08:59 PM
I really wish she’d just shut up.
Posted by
parissucksliterally on 01/31 at 10:12 PM
she might be 20 but she acts 12
Posted by
Gambitgirl on 02/01 at 12:38 AM
o0o classy. That sounds like one romantic evening.
Posted by
Because I Say So on 02/01 at 02:24 AM
Sex in rehab with Chicken McNuggets…and Britney wasn’t invited?
Posted by
DaisyFly on 02/01 at 03:26 AM
umm..how about burger king and sex?
or sex and chocolate?
Posted by
SpongeBrit SquareSpears on 02/01 at 07:57 AM
Jenner’s response…..No thanks I’m not in the mood for filet-o-fish!
Posted by
TinaC1977 on 02/01 at 09:31 AM
Last Saturday she texted him? Hmm, wasn’t she in “rehab”?
I wonder if everyone else, not so special, gets to get laid in between group therapy?
Posted by
vtgal on 02/01 at 09:52 AM
she is such a whore
Posted by
yyyy on 02/01 at 10:24 AM
McDonald’s and Sex, what more can a girl ask for???
Posted by
Satindoll on 02/01 at 10:47 AM
Well shes one cheap fuck buddy!
Posted by
lolitaa on 02/01 at 11:12 AM
my god she looks hot in this photo
Posted by
diesel on 02/01 at 11:34 AM
I don’t know about you guys, but most people who smoke pot, or do any other kind of illicit drugs usually use some kind of code for talking about it in text messages or the phone.
My guess is that she’s asking for a couple of her favorite “substances.”
Posted by
FairyDogmother on 02/01 at 12:01 PM
at least shes eating…then she can work off all the mcdonalds calories by having sex. its win-win people.
Posted by
rowlkitty on 02/01 at 12:03 PM
I smoke pot all the time FairyDogmother….and yes i know there’s “secret codes” for talkin about it…. but i’ve never heard of sex & Mc.Donalds as one of them….
Posted by
lolitaa on 02/01 at 12:14 PM
I think the point of “codes” is to use something no one has heard of using. Everyone I know makes up their own “secret codes.”
I know someone who refers to it as “Laundry Detergent” someone else who refers to it as “light bulbs” and another who uses “peanut butter.”
I wouldn’t use a code that someone else has heard of.
But it’s just a theory.
Posted by
FairyDogmother on 02/01 at 12:22 PM
Why is that website so slow when it comes to giving news???
I go to other gossip sites and they have lots of different news…
Posted by
yyyy on 02/01 at 12:27 PM
I smoke all the time too, and I’ve never heard that term either!
Posted by
parissucksliterally on 02/01 at 12:37 PM
Like she can’t get McDonald’s or sex for that matter on one of her many field trips from rehab? I mean she is away from rehab as much as she is there. Again… what a loser.
Posted by
RainyDay on 02/01 at 01:12 PM
lolitaa…actually i remember using McDonald’s for code for pot on the phone. we’d say we wanted a cheeseburger for 1/8 th oz, quarter pounder for a 1/4th oz and a Big Mac for full ounce of weed.
man, i had completely forgotten about that until reading this post!
Posted by
Gambitgirl on 02/01 at 02:06 PM
This girl needs a good ass-whoopin and a flashback to what her life was like before the millions.
Maybe then she’ll stop wasting her money on her outrageous lifestyle and do something good for humanity.
Posted by
MiaAndrea on 02/01 at 02:07 PM
LMAO@TinaC!!!
Posted by
sweetmisses121 on 02/01 at 03:03 PM
Gambitgirl when you put it that way….it makes alot of sense lol.
Posted by
lolitaa on 02/01 at 03:27 PM
Hell yeah Gambitgirl but either way I would tell her to hold the special sauce
Posted by
RainyDay on 02/01 at 03:58 PM
She needs it super-sized.
Posted by
mr pantz on 02/01 at 04:44 PM
I thought the whole point of rehab was to not see anyone and focus on getting rehabilitated? This rehab stint won’t last.
Posted by
shakezula on 02/01 at 05:05 PM
how could US magazine even know this
Posted by
CoLoStOmY bAg on 02/01 at 05:28 PM