Hollywood Rag

Wednesday, January 31, 2007 • (27) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Lindsay Lohan

According to Usmagazine.com Lindsay Lohan has been test messaging Brody Jenner for the past few weeks.

Last Saturday she texted Brody requesting "McDonald's and sex."

Jenner's response?

"Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

Oh geez how lame is that???

I'm sure she can find both easily and at the same time.

She might want a pot buddy in him too.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/31 at 05:59 PM

Brody’s scared. Dive in baby, the water’s fine.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/31 at 07:12 PM

I really wish she’d just shut up.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/31 at 09:38 PM

she might be 20 but she acts 12

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/31 at 11:24 PM

o0o classy. That sounds like one romantic evening.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 12:26 AM

Sex in rehab with Chicken McNuggets…and Britney wasn’t invited?

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears on 02/01 at 04:57 AM

umm..how about burger king and sex?

or sex and chocolate?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 06:31 AM

Jenner’s response…..No thanks I’m not in the mood for filet-o-fish!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 06:52 AM

Last Saturday she texted him? Hmm, wasn’t she in “rehab”?

I wonder if everyone else, not so special, gets to get laid in between group therapy?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 07:24 AM

she is such a whore

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 07:47 AM

McDonald’s and Sex, what more can a girl ask for???

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 08:12 AM

Well shes one cheap fuck buddy!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 08:34 AM

my god she looks hot in this photo

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:01 AM

I don’t know about you guys, but most people who smoke pot, or do any other kind of illicit drugs usually use some kind of code for talking about it in text messages or the phone.

My guess is that she’s asking for a couple of her favorite “substances.”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:03 AM

at least shes eating…then she can work off all the mcdonalds calories by having sex. its win-win people.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:14 AM

I smoke pot all the time FairyDogmother….and yes i know there’s “secret codes” for talkin about it…. but i’ve never heard of sex & Mc.Donalds as one of them….

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:22 AM

I think the point of “codes” is to use something no one has heard of using. Everyone I know makes up their own “secret codes.”

I know someone who refers to it as “Laundry Detergent” someone else who refers to it as “light bulbs” and another who uses “peanut butter.”

I wouldn’t use a code that someone else has heard of.

But it’s just a theory.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:27 AM

Why is that website so slow when it comes to giving news???
I go to other gossip sites and they have lots of different news…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 09:37 AM

I smoke all the time too, and I’ve never heard that term either!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 10:12 AM

Like she can’t get McDonald’s or sex for that matter on one of her many field trips from rehab? I mean she is away from rehab as much as she is there. Again… what a loser.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/01 at 11:06 AM

lolitaa…actually i remember using McDonald’s for code for pot on the phone. we’d say we wanted a cheeseburger for 1/8 th oz, quarter pounder for a 1/4th oz and a Big Mac for full ounce of weed.

man, i had completely forgotten about that until reading this post!