Lindsay Lohan's father wants her and Paris Hilton to star in a new reality
show.
Lindsay's father Michael, who was due to be released from prison yesterday
(03.13.07), wants to be stranded on a desert island with Lindsay, Paris,
Jessica Simpson and their fathers.
Producer Brett Hudson said: "Michael is very creative. You can see where
Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to
pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island
with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We'll be going along when
he does that.
"We'll be with him when he tries to 'save' some of his old Hollywood pals."
Michael's other ideas include offering Sunset Boulevard prostitutes money to
talk through their problems.
Brett said: "He has other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and
giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill - not for sex, but for her time so
he can talk to her and try to save her. He wants to make things right with
the world. And especially with his family."
OK whatever - he just wants some of the spotlight.
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Are you fucking kidding me? I bet he was in prison masturbating to the thought of how to get mixed up in the crazy mess that’s going around. What does he have to do with any of those people is beyond me. Fresh out of prison and he’s already screwing up.
If he TRUELY wanted to save all the people he seems so damned concerned about, why does he need a show to do it in? Let’s face it….he doesn’t want to help anyone. He’s just on the hunt for train wrecks that he can make a few $$ off of. And shame on him for wanting his own daughter to be part of it. Reality shows involving family members only end up destroying relationships. We’ve seen that happen time and time again. I would like to see Daddy Joe stranded on an island though. I’d take off in the boat and leave his sorry ass there.
Love it- Yes, please put Chestica, Blo-or-hand, Shitney and the bird lady on an island (“Lost” Style) and never go back and pick them up!
Are you shitting me? Two years in the slammer and this is all the stupid bastard can come up with? What a joke. No wonder Blohan’s such a genetic mess with those two complete gold digging morons portraying her parents.
bullshit. I couldnt be paid to watch this hypocrisy. why not help people without putting it on camera if youre such an awesome Christian? I’m not religious but I definately remember lots of lectures on true charity being private from church. if I was a hooker the last thing I would want is another dirty man trying to chat with me after a shitty night, whether he was tellimg me about Jesus Christ or the weather. and hell can just have his “Hollywood pals.” “God’s infinite power” can only help so much..
Hmmm here’s an idea. Why don’t they just dump his ass in Alcatraz and call it good.
Oh my….those boots make me think of the 80’s. They were ugly then too.
ew, what is wrong w/ that girl? She looks like she’s 50! She’s really not cute. and she’s fat, too.
i think Papa Simpson would LOVE the idea of being stranded on a desert island with his daughter! EEEWWWW!’
out of jail less than 24 hours and already trying to figure out how to capitalize on his daughter’s fame and get on tv.
no wonder Lohan is so fucked up…her parents just use her over and over and over!
Oh great, another fuckin’ perverted father….
I think hes on the same shit his daughters on.
Mr. Lohan is about as worse as Papa Joe is, using his daughters fame for his advantage, whoever said he is on that shit Hohan is on was dead on!!!!
Enough with the lip injections girl. It’s making your upper teeth stick out like a rabbit! The more I see her, the more grossed out I get. No matter how nice she tries to look, she always looks so ‘unclean and dumpy’ to me.
BURN THE BOOTS!!!
call me a prude but that is sick…he should have his ass sent back to jail just for churning out an idea like that…gross..