Hollywood Rag

Wednesday, February 07, 2007 • (22) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Cisco Adler ,Mischa Barton ,Music

According to UsWeekly:

Mischa Barton, 21, can't handle the naked truth about Cisco Adler.

A source tells Us Weekly the pair parted ways after nude photos of Adler, 28, surfaced on the Web.

This NSFW pic of Adler hanging loose, which turned up among Paris Hilton's possessions when the contents of the heiress' unpaid storage locker were posted online at parisexposed.com (the site was later shut down).

Says a source, "They had a blowup. She was furious."

View the NSFW version HERE

* His balls are huge

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 12:56 PM

It’s okay Mischa…we all know you fuck ONLY losers (Adler and Oilmeister Davis). LOL

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 01:33 PM

His balls are not huge, they are SAGGING!!!!! The skin is huge, but the balls are regular size. It’s just disgusting, makes me want to puke

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 01:37 PM

Those ballssss are sooo saggyy!!!! How old is he?? Thats disgusting.

Posted by femme-fatale on 02/07 at 02:08 PM

That can not be real! It looks like if he’d have 3 dicks & no balls!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 02:30 PM

Looks like one of the circus people to me. The man with the balls to his knees and no dick. Oh, and not to mention the final attraction…....he’s ugly as hell.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 02:58 PM

that picture made my day. i needed a good laugh.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 03:46 PM

And I thought he could’nt get any nastier…boy was I worong!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 04:01 PM

Tha man suffer from bad SBS (Saggy Balls Syndrome) LOL

Posted by AgentHollywood on 02/07 at 04:04 PM

I want to play kickball :blank stare:

Posted by AgentHollywood on 02/07 at 04:10 PM

Where the hell did my post go?

Anyways, i know sex with him must be noisy and loud neighbors would think that he’s slapping her around or something and she’s not mad because he got a naked photo, she’s mad because the public can see that his balls are nasty and she’s ashamed.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 07:12 PM

she should have dumped him the first time she saw him naked! ewwwwwww

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 07:55 PM

lostinthestars…ditto!

he’s got donkey balls…eeeewwww!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/07 at 10:53 PM

i have just found my new avatar!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/08 at 01:57 AM

It looks like he’s one of those freaks who attach weights to their balls to stretch the skin. Yes, there are guys out there that do that kind of crap.

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears on 02/08 at 04:41 AM

omfg! that scrotum is so saggy! yuckk!

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears on 02/08 at 04:43 AM

..and I thought I was looking at a goat. Or am I right?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/08 at 06:37 AM

has anyone noticed a little pile of the white stuff on the table!!

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears on 02/08 at 06:48 AM

that’s a coagulated man juice.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/08 at 08:24 AM

Her taste in men equals her taste in clothes- tragic!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 02/08 at 08:44 AM

Agent Hollywood said it best…“she’s not mad because he got a naked photo, she’s mad because the public can see that his balls are nasty and she’s ashamed.”

I would be so embarrassed to admit to having sex with that nasty ass. Did anyone notice that it looks like he’s not circumcised either. The skin is halfway over the head of his penis. But then again, his skin on his shaft might be saggy as well. I will never look at Mischa or Cisco the same again!