Mischa Barton is Ready for a Real Man
Friday, February 09, 2007 • (17) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Mischa Barton



Newly single Mischa Barton at the Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Awards (02/08/07).


image

She won't let a naked photo get in the way of her fun.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  01:15 PM

I’m not cxrazy abouttb his girl but she CAN do waaaay better than Cisco the clown.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  01:27 PM

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Mischa has a horrible body and should cover those nasty shapeless legs up at all times!

Posted by Mizz_DeMeaner  on  02/09  at  01:31 PM

How bland. She looks completely washed out.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  02:26 PM

Her posture is terrible.  Just look at her shoulders; they’re all rolled forward.  Yuck!

Posted by femme-fatale  on  02/09  at  03:10 PM

I want to know what she’s on that makes her look always so calm & peacefull.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  03:24 PM

Damn toonces, your picture did not show up. I always look forward to your “hit it” pics…lol!

That pic of her boyfriend was hilarious.  She didn’t break up because of the picture…yeahh..riight.

Posted by AgentHollywood  on  02/09  at  04:10 PM

I’ve seen horse balls that hang higher than his.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  04:47 PM

She’s gonna miss the tea-baggin’........

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears  on  02/09  at  06:56 PM

toonces, that piñata needs its saggy balls!

Posted by SpongeBrit SquareSpears  on  02/09  at  06:57 PM

..and the title should read
“Mischa Barton is Ready for a Real Goat/Horse/Donkey/all related to sagginess”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  09:07 PM

It still trips me out that her man has sagging long balls. Fucking nasty

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/09  at  10:42 PM

LOL!  Good one toonces.

Posted by CoLoStOmY bAg  on  02/10  at  01:07 PM

i really love that dress, it should have a halter string though

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/10  at  04:19 PM

She could do much better than Cisco. Yeah, his dad is a rich record producer, but she can’t be hurting for money or attention. Although the balls were whats noticeable in the Cisco nude pic, I am surprised that I really didn’t see comments about the very large pile of cocaine that was on the table next to his foot in that picture. Maybe that’s why she always looks so spaced out, femme-fatale!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/10  at  06:50 PM

she needs to owrk on her posture. she is a hag. Don’t get the big deal with her…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  02/11  at  11:46 AM

her legs aren’t bad but they look like they’re going to get fat as she ages.

since she’s a model you’d think she’s know how to stand up straight…

it’s weird but i like her more since the cisco thing happened (compared with not liking her at all).

Posted by BlackStarPower  on  02/11  at  11:57 AM

^^^^ Are you high?

She could gain a few lbs. and her legs are small too but anyways her man right now is UGH and has a little pinga w/ ginormous balls in a saggy scrotum.