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When Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?"
To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider.
In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach.
"When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said.
The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina's weight gain is in her chest, which is why we focused on that area."
She would rather adopt anyway.
Hand raised!..the only reason her fake boobs look big, is because the rest of her has shrunk down to nothing!
Posted by
someone on 10/04 at 03:53 PM
*raises both hands*
who gives shit. she’s skinny and not preggers b/c she busy shopping for a matching african baby for Z to play with.
NEXT!
Posted by
Gambitgirl on 10/04 at 06:28 PM
It’s 90’s in NYC how the hell are these two slobs dressed like this? Don’t they own a pair of shorts?
Posted by
Candy Kane on 10/04 at 09:24 PM
Raising both hands and feet!
What is the point to this story?
Posted by
wtjo on 10/04 at 10:43 PM
aww, crap! I’m still supposed to care about these two?!
Posted by
chicka on 10/04 at 10:55 PM
Well at least she’s got the hands now all she needs is a witch hat, the nose,, and the rest of the costume and she’s set.
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 10/04 at 11:15 PM
Finally, Shiloh gets daddy and mommy time.
Posted by
Bob on 10/05 at 07:56 AM
Who cares. There’s no love there so if she is it’s only because Wussy Boy was bored and decided to have sex with some trash. Well, or else she told him to.
Posted by
pache on 10/05 at 10:34 AM
