
I’ve got two words for this raving biotch:
Die. Already.
Posted by
oooh la la on 05/30 at 12:35 PM
That clip is soo stupid…That show is soo set up.
Posted by
marydoll512 on 05/30 at 12:50 PM
she is so thin her shoes don’t even fit anyymore.
Posted by
miss rose on 05/30 at 12:54 PM
What a stupid spoiled bitch,no wonder her and paris are friends.
P.s: It’s so good not to hear news from paris lately,keep it that way.
Posted by
tom servo on 05/30 at 01:24 PM
nice to see oooh la la rocking yet another great avatar!
Posted by
toonces on 05/30 at 01:39 PM
Nicole has always been one to joke around with shit…so i’m not sure if she was actually serious about it or not..?! Who knows….
Posted by
lolitaa on 05/30 at 01:43 PM
I hate ALL these dumb bitches - I wish they would all fucking die already! Great job Lionel Ritchie did as a dad. Nicole Ritchie can’t be THAT stupid to send something in an email and think it wouldn’t get out - what an asshole!
Posted by
big rosie greenbaum on 05/30 at 01:50 PM
The Simple Life always seems so entertaining lol
Posted by
lolitaa on 05/30 at 01:53 PM
paris and mischa are both more than a c note. so i guess the invite ‘rquirements’ didn’t go for them? Nicole just did the invite like that to get more pubshiticity. she probably even sent one to INTOUCH herself. loser. the show is set up, fake and ridiculous. great contribution to our culture there…......
Posted by
Shitney Beers on 05/30 at 01:59 PM
toonces,
Thanks ^^^ I think it was filmed at Promises Rehab. I like your pic too, hee hee >>
Posted by
oooh la la on 05/30 at 02:00 PM
Oh Come on….To some extent i think American takes things just alittle too seriously…Nicole has always been the comic with her sometimes dry humor. Would anyone care if i wrote this or another non celeb??? Probably not.
although the Anorexic Assosiciation of america is offended. I dont think they should waste time on this stupid email, instead, focus on getting your health right…Nicole is stupid (in a ha ha) kinda way. I am amused and i dont weigh under 100lbs, LOL
yeah, she is annoying her and the rest of rthe brat pack BUT who cares, is this all america has to worry about??? cookout invites?
Lighten up peoples!!!!!!
Posted by
mimimumbi on 05/30 at 02:57 PM
And i know i will get hated on for the above BUT who cares, once again, Lighten up America!!!
Posted by
mimimumbi on 05/30 at 02:58 PM
I know once in a while we get some asswhipes in here so i will answer before being asked….
YES< i am american too, and i lighten up. I am kinda still focused on the whole current events thing and the war….I donno, a cookout invite just seems kinda stupid to focus energy on!
Posted by
mimimumbi on 05/30 at 03:01 PM
I don’t care about this crap. Big deal. Is anyone surprised by this email? What did you expect: formal, cordial invitations on a fine vellum paper? It’s a beer bash. I like that she can’t spell “it’s” correctly in the first line, and “seams” either. They are vacuous, vapid socialites.
Maybe they’ll all starve themselves to death if we’re lucky.
Posted by
cock-punch on 05/30 at 03:27 PM
LOL @ oooh la la’s avatar. aaa bumblebeetuna…LOL!
That show is so stupid. I cannot believe anyone even watches it.
Posted by
shakezula on 05/30 at 03:42 PM
Agreed shakezula. I can truthfully say I have NEVER watched more than a commercial for the stupid show and shall not ever for the rest of my life waste ANY of my short time here on earth watching that incoherent mindless dribble. It may or may not be a good show, but I ain’t watching it to find out. Hell no. If Paris or Nicole offered me 10 million dollars to watch one episode…I’d consider it, but I’m sure THAT isn’t happening any time soon. Nothing short of being paid a handsome sum of cash would make me willingly watch that shit.
Posted by
*~EvilBelle~* on 05/30 at 05:49 PM
Of course she was joking! She thinks shes so funny!!i think shes stupid and vulgar! The show is stupid, and now we can do almost anything in the name of entertainment!!
Posted by
jujulia on 05/30 at 08:54 PM
Whoever thinks that she was serious do need to lighten up but it seems like harmless fun e-mil to me nothing special. But her and paris as a pair are so over.
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 05/30 at 11:42 PM
Just another attempt to remain in the limelight. Deliberately leaked I’m sure. Boy it must be tough having to keep the spotlight on you all the time. You go to more extreme lengths each time. I wonder what her PR dept. will think of next?
Actually I got the dry humour in the invite. Never for a moment thought she was being serious. You guys realise of course that we are all feeding the media “hype over substance” thing by contributing to this?
Posted by
alkie on 05/31 at 03:17 AM
That video is SO fucking stupid. I can’t believe those bitches get paid to do such a thing. Who even watch that shit?? 13 yrs olds?
and those fat people have no decency, shame on them
Posted by
yyyy on 05/31 at 06:17 AM
It pretty much sounded like a joke to me, but not even a funny one. She has no taste whatsoever.
And I bet she sent it to the mag herself “They’ll say I’m so raw and cool” she may have thought.
Anyway why would they call Parasite Masha. That is the russian nickname for Maria. If they wanted to call her anything russian they should have gone for parazit.
Posted by
Grisha said I act like Hohan on 05/31 at 06:59 AM
Email joke or not…THEY ALL are a bunch of nimrods that can’t stop partying, ingesting drugs of all kinds, getting totally f*cked up, feeling superior to the world, and going out and endangering the public with their high school antics. These people will never grow up as long as their Mommy’s and Daddy’s are still throwing the inheritance money to them, kissing their boo-boo’s, and hiring the “best” lawyers money can find.
I bet the biggest bowl on the “picnic table” at their party contained the psychedelic mushrooms. Just ask Mischa.
Toonces - your picture is perfect! LMAO!!
Posted by
vtgal on 05/31 at 07:16 AM
As much as I can’t stand her, she was JOKING!! HELLLOooO!! She was mocking her own weight and being sarcastic about the meaning behind Memorial Day- because really, all it is now for most people is an excuse to get drunk and BBQ.
eww did I just defend her?
Posted by
mizzmay on 05/31 at 12:23 PM
hmmm.. I love this letter..it looks like this Nicole has a great sense of humor…i kind of like her a bit more each time….ughhh…
Posted by
dgrin on 05/31 at 06:23 PM