Ozzy Osbourne has revealed wife Sharon tricked him into going to rehab by
telling him there would be a bar.
The former Black Sabbath singer - who has been treated for drink and drug
addictions - admitted himself under the illusion he was going to be taught
how to drink, not how to stop.

Ozzy told Hello magazine: "After Kelly was born, Sharon told me about a
place where they teach you to drink properly. I said 'Oh, what's that - the
pub?'
"She told me it was called the Betty Ford Center. And I thought, 'That's it!
I've been doing it wrong!'
"So I walk in, expecting to watch a demonstration of how to drink a Martini,
and I say, 'Hi Betty Ford, can you show me where the bar is?'
"This receptionist is like, 'What?!' "
Ozzy has had a few relapses but insists he wants to be sober and is
determined to try and stay off the drink for his family, wife Sharon, son
Jack and daughters Aimee and Kelly.

He said: "I've been trying to stay sober for 22 years. Some days are bad and
some days are great. I get up every day and I pray, 'Don't let me drink
today.' I don't like it, but I accept the fact that I can't drink. It's
hard, especially at Christmas. But all I know is I'm a very, very lucky man
to still be alive and I appreciate that."
Haha!!! Ozzy is funny as hell!!
Posted by
Marvin on 12/21 at 11:14 AM
No wonder Ozzy had to drink, he lives with Sharon for cripes sakes. She’s enough to drive you to drink. She just bugs me.
Posted by
vtgal on 12/21 at 11:20 AM
This is probably the truest story on this whole damn site. Love to the Oz. Merry Christmas to All.
Posted by
stasslovesDAS on 12/21 at 11:35 AM
OMG I can’t stop laughing.
Posted by
Jillianhyde on 12/21 at 11:53 AM
damn, that’s hilarious1 he was surely fucked up as all get out to fall for that line. sharon may be a heinous hag but she’s funny as shit.
Posted by
Gambitgirl on 12/21 at 12:12 PM
To tell you the truth i’m aware of who Ozzy is but know NOTHING about him. What was he addicted to other than alcohol????
Either way it’s great he’s sober….and truly amazing that he wants to stay sober.
Posted by
lolitaa on 12/21 at 12:13 PM
The question is What WASN’T he addicted to lolitaa!!!
Posted by
stasslovesDAS on 12/21 at 12:20 PM
lol Stass…..i know nothing about him!!!! I’m kinda embarresed about it lol.
I watched their reality show about 2 times and i did noticed he came off some hardcore drugs from his shaking, to his speech, from the look in his eyes etc…etc….
Posted by
lolitaa on 12/21 at 12:45 PM
The Ozbournes was by far the best reality show ever…so funny…But yeah, he is barely-living proof of what drugs will do to your nervous system and brain function..!
Posted by
stasslovesDAS on 12/21 at 12:56 PM
That’s actually funny even though the family is crazy, this is what you call STAY MARRIED.
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 12/21 at 02:28 PM
i luv the osbournes!!!!!
‘Hi Betty Ford, can you show me where the bar is?’
LOL, that’s the best.
Posted by
♥Child on 12/21 at 06:26 PM
hahahaha… ozzy is the sh*t. good to hear he still tries to stay sober for his family’s sake
btw marvin, where did you get that icon? lol i love it
Posted by
Karli on 12/21 at 06:33 PM