Pais Hilton Attacked By Her Pet
Friday, August 11, 2006 • (35) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,News ,Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has been attacked by one of her pets.

The hotel heiress, known for her love of animals, was reportedly bitten on the arm by Baby Luv, her kinkajou monkey, in the early hours of Tuesday morning (08.08.06).

Paris, who adopted the creature last year, had been playing with the simian when it turned nasty and decided take a chunk out of her, according to tmz.com.

The 'House of Wax' actress' spokesman, Elliot Mintz, has confirmed the incident and has revealed he drove the blonde to hospital at around 3am to receive treatment on the superficial wound.

Paris, 25, was seen by a doctor and given a tetanus jab to stop the bite from becoming infected, and according to Mintz she is fine.



Another Paris post later.........

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  07:24 AM

Baby Luv probably freaked out because it heard Slutton saying “and then we’ll use the fur for my collar”... so cute but probably was just protecting itself.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  07:25 AM

He’s trying to get away from her!!! Remember TINY TOONS? where that little girl ELMIRA (I think) had a gazallion pets and they all tried to escape all the time??  LOL

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  07:28 AM

I hope she gets rabies. I do.

Posted by luvbean_xo  on  08/11  at  07:31 AM

Good monkey!  Next time take a larger chunk!  Why do I feel so mean saying that?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  07:48 AM

maybe the monkey can gnaw of those hideous ass flaps of hers.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  07:54 AM

I hope that poor monkey doesn’t catch anything from Parasite.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  08:05 AM

That’s scary for that poor pet.  Now he’s got to worry about what he may have caught that could cause him to die if he got infected with her blood.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  08:13 AM

Monkeys are cute but very dangerous. They never should be pets.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  08:36 AM

maybe he mistook her big nose for a banana, and missed and bit her arm instead.

Posted by Talavera  on  08/11  at  08:53 AM

mad
I hope PETA attacks that cunt!
That monkey is cute but its a wild animal! It probably got spooked by something.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  08:57 AM

Exactly Talavera…...Maybe it was all the flashes from the papparazi that pissed the little guy off.  He must be camera shy. wink

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  08:59 AM

the monkey thing is so adorable, but wasn’t it illegal to keep wild animals as pets?? besides the poor thing probably got scared by all the cameras flashing and all the people and noise around. y couldn’t she just stick to the chihuahuas?? anyways we all know that she’s gonna get sick of this one as well and dump it on the street in like a week.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:04 AM

*in my best Nelson from The Simpsons voice* HA! HA! LOL

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:12 AM

It’s only illegal if they are an endangered species. But monkeys are a lot of work….maybe he was pissed cause she wasn’t changing his diaper like she should!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:15 AM

well illegal or not, you shouldn’t keep wild animals as pets. it’s just wrong.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:30 AM

I wish it took out her wonky eye.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:43 AM

What a cute little kinkajou…it probably bit her because the dumb, drunk, broad forgot to feed it.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:49 AM

DAMNIT why couldn’t it have bitten off half her face!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  09:49 AM

I hate monkeys. I lived in Mexico for a winter and my next door neighbor owned a monkey that would come in my cabana and steal my stuff. Little fucker. We got in a fight once. It tried to bite me but got ahold of my ankle bracelet instead. Monkeys are assholes.

Does anyone remember when Paris bought a baby white tiger and her building told her to beat it with the tiger? What a lameass. Yeah, a tiger is a good idea for a pet. Well at least a tiger might finish the job when it gets big enough. That poor monkey is just too small.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  08/11  at  10:11 AM

GOOD! hopefully she’ll get rabies and die!!!!

HONESTLY THOUGH THIS IS CRUEL TO THE MONKEY OR WHATEVER IT WAS, WHY IS IT LIVING ON PARIS’S SHOULDER INSTEAD OF A COCONUT TREE? WTF!?