Paris Hilton has been attacked by one of her pets.
The hotel heiress, known for her love of animals, was reportedly bitten on the arm by Baby Luv, her kinkajou monkey, in the early hours of Tuesday morning (08.08.06).
Paris, who adopted the creature last year, had been playing with the simian when it turned nasty and decided take a chunk out of her, according to tmz.com.
The 'House of Wax' actress' spokesman, Elliot Mintz, has confirmed the incident and has revealed he drove the blonde to hospital at around 3am to receive treatment on the superficial wound.
Paris, 25, was seen by a doctor and given a tetanus jab to stop the bite from becoming infected, and according to Mintz she is fine.

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Baby Luv probably freaked out because it heard Slutton saying “and then we’ll use the fur for my collar”... so cute but probably was just protecting itself.
He’s trying to get away from her!!! Remember TINY TOONS? where that little girl ELMIRA (I think) had a gazallion pets and they all tried to escape all the time??
I hope she gets rabies. I do.
Good monkey! Next time take a larger chunk! Why do I feel so mean saying that?
maybe the monkey can gnaw of those hideous ass flaps of hers.
I hope that poor monkey doesn’t catch anything from Parasite.
That’s scary for that poor pet. Now he’s got to worry about what he may have caught that could cause him to die if he got infected with her blood.
Monkeys are cute but very dangerous. They never should be pets.
maybe he mistook her big nose for a banana, and missed and bit her arm instead.
I hope PETA attacks that cunt!
That monkey is cute but its a wild animal! It probably got spooked by something.
Exactly Talavera…...Maybe it was all the flashes from the papparazi that pissed the little guy off. He must be camera shy.
the monkey thing is so adorable, but wasn’t it illegal to keep wild animals as pets?? besides the poor thing probably got scared by all the cameras flashing and all the people and noise around. y couldn’t she just stick to the chihuahuas?? anyways we all know that she’s gonna get sick of this one as well and dump it on the street in like a week.
*in my best Nelson from The Simpsons voice* HA! HA!
It’s only illegal if they are an endangered species. But monkeys are a lot of work….maybe he was pissed cause she wasn’t changing his diaper like she should!
well illegal or not, you shouldn’t keep wild animals as pets. it’s just wrong.
I wish it took out her wonky eye.
What a cute little kinkajou…it probably bit her because the dumb, drunk, broad forgot to feed it.
DAMNIT why couldn’t it have bitten off half her face!!!
I hate monkeys. I lived in Mexico for a winter and my next door neighbor owned a monkey that would come in my cabana and steal my stuff. Little fucker. We got in a fight once. It tried to bite me but got ahold of my ankle bracelet instead. Monkeys are assholes.
Does anyone remember when Paris bought a baby white tiger and her building told her to beat it with the tiger? What a lameass. Yeah, a tiger is a good idea for a pet. Well at least a tiger might finish the job when it gets big enough. That poor monkey is just too small.
GOOD! hopefully she’ll get rabies and die!!!!
HONESTLY THOUGH THIS IS CRUEL TO THE MONKEY OR WHATEVER IT WAS, WHY IS IT LIVING ON PARIS’S SHOULDER INSTEAD OF A COCONUT TREE? WTF!?