Paris Hilton's blue eyes are fake.

'The Simple Life' star has revealed she really has brown eyes, but wears
colored contact lenses.

She said: "I'm a brand, an entertainer. The brand Paris Hilton is like a
fantasy life. I think people think of me as like an American princess
fantasy.



"I want to be an icon. It's just something I always wanted to be. Madonna is
an icon and just amazing. The colour of my eyes is part of the image I
want."

Meanwhile, Paris has confessed she is desperate to have a baby after
befriending young mom Britney Spears.

The hotel heiress - who has become close friends with Britney since she
split from husband Kevin Federline in November - has become broody after
helping look after the singer's two sons, 15-month-old Sean Preston and
three-month-old Jayden James.

Paris is convinced she would be a good mother because she has so many pets.
She said: "It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after
animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids."

Brandon Davis dresses like a bum, has a fat face and will be even fatter by the time he hits 30 ( see his Chris Farley look alike brother ).

OH GOOD GRIEF…...Who didn’t know she wore blue contact lenses.  She’s an idiot and BD is a fat pig.
She should have some kids, lets see how they turn out….A slutty mom! YUCK.

Umm, Whatever Paris and why does Brandon Davis always look so sweaty? ewwww! I WOULDNT HUG HIM, LET ALONE F**K HIM…..How do these girls do it, ewwwwwwwww, yuck, ehhhh, garg!

Ew.

*goes blind at the thought of Brandon Davis naked and/or screwing*

Jeez Paris, your eyes are BROWN?! NO! Say it isn’t so! I’ve only known that for about 10 years ya fu**ing moron! Guess what? YOUR HAIR IS BROWN TOO! *GASP* EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU AND CALLING YOU WHORE/SLUT/BIMBO/TRASH! YOU ARE NOT A “FANTASY” YOU ARE A JOKE! THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT IS YOU! STUPID SELF CENTERED BIATCH!

*whew* that felt awesome:-) Somebody needs to capture this bitch and take her to the hospital to get her tubes tied, STAT. If there is one unfathomable thought, it is Paris Hilton with CHILDREN.

You better get it on with someone fast Paris - you’re getting close to 30, there honey. 

As for Bluto Brandon..Ughhhhhh…Do you ever notice that the hair on the side of his face(where sideburns should be) is always sticking to his face like it’s been glued.  What a sweat bucket and he also looks like a lousy f**k anyway, not that he gets that much I imagine.

Oh Man, just looking at that sweaty greaseball is enough to make me wanna blow chunks!!! EGAD…......Oh My Gawd…can you guys imagine the horrible and grotesque faces and noises he probably makes when he does have sex….(I just puked a little) *I seriously just shivered in disgust!* Oh…......parasite is the biggest idiot ever. I hope she never really has kids.

I doub that with her VD’s, she’ll be able to have babies.  Dont worry guys!  She went and screwed it up for herself. 

And, I dont think any country would be stupid enough to let this bimbo adopt anything other than pets!  So I think we’re pretty safe here!

Princess of STD’s?

EWWWWW! That guy is disgusting! He looks like a walking advertisement for crisco. I don’t know what Misha Barton or any girl for that matter sees in him. Oh yea, his family is filthy, stinkin rich, of course, how could I have been so stupid?

Anywho, Paris makes me laugh sometimes at the idiotic things that spew from her cockholster. American Princess my ass! Everything about this whore is fake: eyes, hair color, hair, etc. Why is this bitch even newsworthy? I am sick and tired of these people that are famous for absolutely nothing. I know I am not that old but Hollywood is not like it used to be where people were famous because they were entertainers. They contributed something to the world. Paris contributing STD’s doesn’t count. Also she does not need to procreate. We have enough misery in the world now without having to worry about more Hiltons running loose. Please Paris, always use birth control for the love of God!

Every time she opens her big dick-drip infested mouth, she spews nothing but a bunch of bullshit.  She wants to be an Icon?  The color of my eyes is part of the image I want….?
She gets fuckin dumber by the second, I swear.

I’m sure Britney would be willing to give her the two kids she’s got since she isn’t ever home with them.  I be Paris got Brits babys in her stocking this year….sounds like some shit they’d do in Hollyweird.

*bet

Okay….I guess everyone forgot, it’s “The United States of Paris Hilton”...lets not forget that, I keep repeating myself. If your not a Paris Hilton lover, please move to another country, and do the rest of us(Paris Hilton fan club lovers-“until death do us part a big favor”!). It’s getting to the point, that if our Movie Icon/princess, makes an intelligent statement like: I am a brand! an entertainer. I am an Icon(which is very true!!)...WTF, what more do you haters want? she starts in a mega hit movie(the wax house!)and blows me away…It’s simple she is an Icon, and long after we are gone from this reality show, our diva will be “FROZEN” in a “CRYOGENIC CHAMBER”, so that future generations will be able to appreciate her talent and grace..Yes! she will be brought back to life, and will keep performing as a movie actress and music Icon…
savior!

To Savior:

Paris, is that you? Only Paris would be talking about herself that way. Either that or Savior is a 13 year old.

House of Wax was a mega hit movie?
This contacts shit is not news. Months before her porn came out, she talked to some mag about her hair, tan and eyes being fake. I cannot stand egotistical people and she seems to think she is a princess. It is not jealousy. I would rather be middle class than be anything like her. I wear blue contact lenses and dye my hair, but I don’t think I’m the shit and an *barf* icon or princess.

why can’t an over-enthusiastic fan kill her already?

Uh… I think savior was being sarcastic.

Is it normal to throw up in your mouth a little whenever you see/hear paris hilton?  Because I do.

But let’s admit it folks, if she ever has kids she probably won’t even know their names because they’ll be raised by their nannies anyway.  The sweetest poetic justice would be if one of them grew up and was incredibly smart.  haha, oh I’m so funny I crack myself up!

She wants to be an icon???????????? An icon of what - vacuousness and pointlessness? Cause she’s already that! I can’t believe she has the balls to compare herself to Madonna - at least Madge gave us years of endless shock value/envelope-pushing entertainment and music. What does Parasite have to contribute except STDs, loose strands of fake hair and inane comments? This bitch is so deluded she actually makes me physically sick with hatred!

Brandon Davis is on coke 24/7- that is why he sweats contstantly.

Mischa obviously does not care about looks- after this she is with Cisco Adler…...eeeuuuwwwwww.

brown eyes look better than blue eyes ANY DAY!

How often is she going to refer to herself as American royalty? I mean really, the last time Americans had royalty in this country, we were kicking their British asses back across the sea.
WE DON’T WANT ROYALTY PARIS! PLEASE STOP TALKING!

She is a nasty, yucky, egotistical f*ckstick. The only royalty she may be is a royal pain in our @sses. She is truly delusional.
Brandon Davis is a fat and nasty wad a blubber. They are both proof that money can’t buy class or cooth.

Maybe she is an icon, to whores. Why doesn’t she get that shes discusting and nobody likes her or looks up to her unless they to are dirty whores?