Oil Heir Brandon Davis hung out at Butter with Paris Hilton in NYC Monday Night. Literally.
NY Post:
EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair. When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they wore rubber gloves.
"Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice." The salon did not return calls for comment.
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Ya know, if he took a shower, lost some weight, and had a TOTAL personality reversal, he’d probably be pretty hot. Oh well.
Posted by
Paige on 11/14 at 02:48 PM
took the words right out of my mouth, Paige. He does have potential to be good looking.
Posted by
Lita on 11/14 at 03:21 PM
he actually used to be hot looking, before he became a bloated, coked up, alcoholic fat factory.
he looks like the heir to the crisco fortune, homeboy is sweating grease!
Posted by
Gambitgirl on 11/14 at 05:55 PM
he has fucking hott ass lips
and yes, i did just compare his lips to an ass
Posted by
♥Child on 11/14 at 06:25 PM
I’m sorry, he may be a bit plump, but he is hot. Those lips are so sexy!
Posted by
Lalafunny on 11/14 at 06:52 PM
The only thing missing from the cartoon is ‘racist’ ... remember the comments he made about Wilmer Valderrama?
Posted by
MDS on 11/14 at 07:16 PM
Ewww he always looks wet and his lips bother me.
Posted by
AgentHollywood on 11/14 at 10:52 PM
You can tell by looking at him that he would be hella fine if he would clean up and lose a little weight.
He wouldn’t even have to lose weight. Just stop looking so greasy. He’s got beautiful eyes and full, sensuous lips. But DAMN, he looks like he would STINK.
Posted by
Damaris on 11/15 at 12:19 AM
He has nice eyes, but everything else is not appealing to me at all. Like Agent, his lips bother me as well.
Posted by
Samantha on 11/15 at 01:32 PM
He’s like the fat elvis
but without talent
and too much fried PB/Banana and KKK brain.
If he were a kind & decent person, his ugliness would go away and we’d see a handsome young man.
but as it stands
we can all see clearly where this rich slob is headed, because there’s never going to be a point in his life that he sees a need to change, all he’ll ever hear is how great he is…
but that might make him a surprise political candidate someday, when he reaches suitable bloatedness to properly campaign
Posted by
Alexandria on 11/19 at 09:29 PM
