Hollywood Rag

Paris Hilton Makes Out with Mischa Barton’s Ex

Wednesday, July 25, 2007 • (15) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton went to Guy's club last night for some karaoke that also included a make-out session with Cisco Adler.

Mischa Barton broke up with him shortly after a nude pic of the rocker was found in Hilton's belongings.

According to a TMZ spy:

Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance.

When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind."

No wonder why Mischa dumped him.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 02:01 PM

YA I CAN SEE SHE HAS CHANGED TRMENDOULSY .....HA!

Posted by scandelirious on 07/25 at 02:32 PM

I hope she didn’t teabag him…. that picture of him will forever haunt me.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 03:08 PM

WHERE ARE HER RE-HAB CENTERS AND HALF WAY HOUSES THAT SHE PROMISED TO BUILD? (STATED THE INMATES INSPIRED HER ON Larry King) What changes has she made in her life? Sounds like the same o same o to me.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 03:15 PM

If Bette Davis were alive, she’d totally kick Paris’ ass for singing about blue eyes.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 04:55 PM

eww he is the dude with the saggy nutsack

Posted by lzildzil on 07/25 at 06:17 PM

omg i just googled cisco adlers balls and wtf is wrong with his junk gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 06:35 PM

insert snarky comment about paris getting knocked out by adler’s balls ___here___.

Posted by Shitney Beers on 07/25 at 08:15 PM

who desn’t she fck and sck? And she looks like a more mannish version of her hag mother already. this bitch is nasty. whoever fks her or is seen with her needs to be laughed at and black listed.

Posted by AgentHollywood on 07/25 at 08:19 PM

Holy shit i didn’t know the photo was found in her accidently on purpose lost items in storage. Ugh you can teabag him from across the room if you wanted, she makes me sick just sick!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 08:22 PM

saggy balls and crotch critters deserve each other. hopefully their collected STDs will kill each other before they breed and unleash a super-skanky genitally malformed generation of super-human slutbags upon the earth!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 09:16 PM

I really had hoped to never see Crisco’s ugly mug, or any of his saggy-ass to the floor body parts for that matter, ever again. Gambitgirl said it all.

Posted by mizzmay on 07/25 at 10:15 PM

This guy is such a tool. his band sucks, and him and his bandmate parade around after the show shirtless with skanks following their every move.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/25 at 11:06 PM

EWWWWW! The thought of the sound or sight of saggy, nasty, duck butter stinched balls slapping against a gooshy, STD infected, crotch cricket infested, cellulite ridden STINKY ass…*pukes in mouth a tad*...is just not a mental image I needed tonite!(or any night for the rest of my life, for that matter) ;*(

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/26 at 07:41 AM

she looks so “natural” holding a microphone- I’m so glad she’s making another album!!!!!

(retching)

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 07/28 at 08:50 AM

she should quit spending money on blue contacts and hair extensions, and just get a nose job already.