"I dance on the banquettes, just below the tables because I don't want to be on the dancefloor with everyone sweating on me. It's gross.

"I hate sweat. It grosses me out. Sweaty guys gross me out. I just don't want to be near sweat in a club."

Well laaaaaaaaa de fucken dah.

loves it…........She’s so fucking classy.

On the contrary, I’m sure everybody else prefers to be away from her body fluids, too.

And in my opinion the guys she’s been with are so “fem” that they probably don’t even sweat.

Is that Fat Joe behind her? How could he?

fat joe wants him some a dat non existant ass yo.

Fat Joe and her can both fall off as far as I’m concerned I hate them both…..And thank god she doesnt dance with everyone else she’d infect the whole city…..Besides doesnt she hang with Brandon Davis, he’s a walking antiperspirant ad

and the crowd thanks you for not slinging your vaginal juices everywhere on the dance floor with your spastic dancing.

bitch needs to just ‘fess up “i dance on the tables b/c i want people to stare at MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEEEEEE…ME!”

Please…she is just up on tables because she wants to/has to be the center of attention. Attention seeking skank…

I bet people have a lot of great crotch shots from their line of site. You see the guy with the camera almost up her crotch. She is too drunk and skanky to care though. Thanks Paris, that pic yesterday was just SO classy. Stay out of clubs if people’s sweat offends you so…

What the hell is up with that wonky eye? Is it the constant strain of the fake-blue contacts? I don’t get it. The radio stations are playing her song. WHY? WHY? WHY?

your gross paris.

no one is even watching her pole dance. maybe an actual hot girl walked by. I mean, her un-clad pussy gets photographed like every other day, so what do they care? they’ve already seen all she’s got. and it ain’t pretty.

she is such a raging raging wh*(#re!! she looks like a gigantic awkward praying mantis dancing, and the girl can’t dance or sing or do anything for that matter but flash us her nasty private parts.  ughhhh…but at least her downfall will be a pleasure to watch.

Ok so that yet another excuse/reason she is trying to shove down our throats to explain her skankiness.

I think her IQ is below the average adult. Can’t she keep quiet?

i hate swaeting too,  totally gross.

i think i heard that quote b4…she was trying to say she never danced on tables…lol

I had to register here because I’ve been reading the comments. The ones on Janet Jackson had me dying with laughter. So here I am. This is a great bunch!

Yeah but it’s totally okay for her to stank up the clubs with her twat odor….

I guess when she’s getting laid they aren’t allowed to sweat either..that must be quite the trick.

What the fuck!? Are all whores legally retarded!?

What doesn’t this bitch say on the contrary? I’m not going to have sex for a year…I don’t sleep around like people think…I’m an icon…I don’t like sweat or body fluid…Puuhhhlleeessseee, Paris, enough with your lies, you’re worse than fucking crazy ass Tom Cruise

Oh please this slut is so hilarious! Have you seen her dance? It’s literally a comedy show and the most interesting thing is that she actually thinks she looks sexy.

Fat Joe: ” GO HO, GO HO, Go Ho. Shake that Flat ass.”

Fat joe please exit to the non-street cred/whoosi line to the left. Your friend Dr. Dre is already there.

How are you gonna sling you coota juices and flash it for the camera multiple times but can’t dance with people? She’s older than me and i’m more mature but then again i think most of us are.

i think paris hilton is an icon.

emily-kate is so hott
i mean what right.
leave paris alone shes so effin hot
hotter then use cunts
sweat only comes from fat people therefore
gross
bulk love to yal