Hollywood Rag

Thursday, January 04, 2007 • (13) Comments • Tags: Celebrity ,Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has stopped sleeping with men, but now shares her bed with a
monkey.

The animal-loving heiress - who took a vow of celibacy last year - has
revealed she sleeps with her pet baby monkey for company.

Paris told Australian's Cosmopolitan magazine: "I don't have sex unless I'm
in a relationship. I'm old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!
"Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go
home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte
Bardot."

Paris, 25, has a menagerie of pets including a Chihuahua called Tinkerbell,
a kinkajou called Baby Luv, a number of other dogs, a cockatoo and a ferret.

Paris said if she was ever to consider placing an advert in a lonely hearts
column she would describe herself as shy with a big appetite.

She said: "I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny,
have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 10:42 AM

ok, then EAT SHIT Paris!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 10:44 AM

Maybe she will eat her monkey.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 10:45 AM

That’s animal abuse, I’m caling PETA STAT.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 11:34 AM

“I don’t go home with anybody”. Yeah, right. And your still a virgin too, right Paris? What a dumb dink. Every word out of her mouth is SO very stupid.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 11:58 AM

People shouldn’t have baby monkeys or any other wild animals as pets. They belong in the wild with their real monthers.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 01:07 PM

This sounds about right. Just 2 animals sleeping together….but come to think of it, it’s Paris were talking about….so more like Paris fucking the monkey in the ass with her dick. My heart goes out to you Baby Luv…

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 02:01 PM

Animal Abuse to the MAX!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 07:17 PM

What she said: “I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny,
have a big heart and I’m nice - and I like to eat.”

What she SHOULD have said: “I’m a bottle blonde with fake hair extensions, I mystic tan myself to near exhaustion, and my feet are as large as a 12 man canoe! I’m vain, obnoxious, conceited, and I have a big cooter and I’m only nice when I want something - and I like to steal men.”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 07:23 PM

Oh, and she shouldn’t call Britney her monkey. That’s just the pot calling the kettle blonde.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 08:49 PM

it was my understanding that this type of monkey is illegal in the US? am i wrong? i recall a big stink about her ‘having’ this monkey at all, a few years ago.

Posted by AgentHollywood on 01/04 at 11:17 PM

I hope her monkey turn on her like in the movie Monkey Shine.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/04 at 11:59 PM

“my feet are as large as a 12 man canoe!” LOL…that was brilliant DF.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) on 01/05 at 05:27 AM

DaisyFly, it is usually impossible to make me laugh at this time of the morning, but I laughed outloud several times at your comment. Thanks, I needed that…..LMAO!!!