Paris Hilton and sister Nicky are not just in Tokyo to go shopping, but to save the elephants.
Rumor has it Paris' latest concern is the condition of elephants in India getting drunk on rice wine.
(The Sun)
Paris & Nicky at another press conference in Tokyo (pics)
(rolling eyes)
Hey, look on the bright side: maybe an elephant will end up taking a 500-pound dump on her.
or stampeding over her.
i love nicky’s dress. this is the best paris has looked in a while. At least she’s trying to help out animals, that’s all i really care about.
Hey P-hag, those elephants are just trying to have a little fun before their body parts are chopped off, dried, ground up and eaten by some guy with a chronic case of the limp wang! Let the elephants enjoy their hooch you hooch!
Is she jealous the elephants are getting all the booze?
“Hey, look on the bright side: maybe an elephant will end up taking a 500-pound dump on her. “
THAT’S HOT.
Whatever, she’s there only for shopping alright. She’s there to choose which elephant will make the best handbag with ivory handles.
Paris doesn’t know the first thing about Asian elephants. Although on the endangered species list, these beautiful animals do have populations that are growing in certain areas. Aside from natural enemies, they face drought, poachers, and villages that are also growing. These animals forage for food, and have known to wander into villages where they drink rice wine and beer from containers in shops and other areas.
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