While doing stand-up at the New York Comedy Festival Tuesday night Rosie O'Donnell said Bill Clinton sent her an apology card with his phone number and also joked about her infatuation with a then 23-year-old Britney Spears.

Rosie on calling former president Bill Clinton after she slammed him at a Casino Hotel five years prior:

"My knees got weak. I was like, 'Can I [bleep] you?' No, I didn't say it, but I felt it - I was like, 'Whoa! Whoa!' And he said, 'I was at your show the other night, and I was sorry that you didn't come over and say hello to me. And I know that you're still harboring some hard feelings.' "



"And I said, 'You know, listen, here's the deal, dude. I've been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and you were the JFK to me. And you let me down, man. You killed me and that hurt me a lot, and when you hurt me, I don't know, I didn't expect that out of you and I thought you could do better for your wife, for the country and just in general."

Bill then said: "I'm sorry for all the men who ever hurt you, I'm sorry that I hurt you. Everything you've said to me, I've said to myself, and I hope one day you can forgive me, and I hope I can forgive me."

Rosie's eyes were watering up........."I'm hysterical crying," she recalled.



She also poked fun about her stalker-like fascination with pop mess Britney Spears:

"I want her to come live with me, but I have to stop saying that. I'm a 45-year-old overweight lesbian. She's like a 23-year-old hot, skinny sexy girl. I think she's going to call the police soon, you know. I mean I phone her, I leave her like stalker-like messages at the Four Seasons."

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I miss Bill.

rosie is clearly off her meds. she doesn’t even make sense anymore.

what happened to the nice, funny woman who had her own daytime talk show in the 90s? she was so cool back then. now EVERYTHING is about being gay with her, when she was gay and out back then but just didn’t start almost every conversation with “as a lesbian i…”

i’m a super liberal democrat and rosie freaks me out. i think she’s probably clinically depressed or something these days b/c she’s acting weird as hell and is mad all the time.

Rosie is a pig. Not her weight but just the way she is. Shes nothing but a ileral, as is bill. As far as the whole britney thing goes, im sure brit would go for her.

Holy crap. That’s creepy.

Ya gotta love Rosie just because she annoys the hell out of uptight conservatives! 

britney and rosie are a match made in heaven! :]

Yeah she’s not funny and she always bring gay or lesbian into things.

What is “a ileral,” Ms. Sleepy?
**stumped**

ummmmmmmmmmm

she’s really sexy and stunning. I’ve seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site meetrich dotcom for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I ‘ve tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe….

I am so glad Rosie did not get a show on MSNBC.  She should take a few lessons from Ellen Degenerous (spelling?)and stop whining and putting other people down to make herself feel better.  Slick Willy will say and do anything now to get Hillary elected as president in November of next year.  Maybe Britney and Rosie could hook up the same psychologist and share their narcissus and erratic behaviors together.

Yikes.  That is just creepy.  To admit (jokingly?) that she had the hots for Britney.  That’s just icky!

Rosie aside(creepy butch dyke) the photo of that pig Britney makes me want to vomit!!!! get the fuck off your fat nasty ass and try to be a good mother you fucking whore!

that is an old pic of Britney Stan.  Relax.

Regarding this picture of B, I don’t know how anyone can say she has nice legs.  They are STUMPY as hell.

but she looked better than now I guess..