Steven Seagel tells Guitar World Acoustic magazine:

"Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they're not even in my universe."



"You can't find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It's the truth."

Seagal is promoting his new blues album, "Mojo Priest," which includes such standards as "Dust My Broom" and "Hoochie Koochie Man" as well as the self-penned tune, "Talk To My Ass."

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This guy is so cocky, but he just wanted people's attention. I can see Steven using his song titles to pick up the chicks.

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That’s because he wanted to be an actor but wasn’t good enough. He’s got to be one of the worse.

Loser with a capital L.  He beat the shit out of Kelly Brock (The Lady in Red) and every other woman he’s been with including the little missie, his former nanny with Brock, he married after he and Kelly divorced.  What a freakin’ creep.

Thats funny, they aren’t in his universe! LOL!

I can’t stand him. I have always heard that he is very cocky too. Get over yourself your washed up Steven. Keanu Reeves is not in your universe correct cause he’s 100 times better actor than you.

He’s gross, but for some reason I find him endlessly entertaining!

MOJO Priest - whatever

Okay, so I guess he’s referring to the “Universe Full Of Men With First Names That Start With K, Plus That Russell Crowe Dude” ??

If he would have named Keifer I was just gonna slap his puffy face off my screen!

wow this guy is still alive?

I have never been able to stand this arrogant SOB and it’s not because he’s so damn cocky, but also because he cannot act.  He needs to get over himself and go away already.

Dude, the only person in your universe is you.  Get over yourself!

Is he wearing a satin Nehru jacket?!?

Is it me, or does he look like he’s related to Jim Belushi?? The difference is that I LIKE Jim Belushi!! LOL

Who is this guy?

Domo-ari-eata-too-mucha-crapo, Steven?

vtgal, I agree, he’s an abusive CREEP and an adulterer.  He took up with the very young nanny, while married to Kelly Lebrock.  In fact, before he had an affair with the nanny, they adored her so much they named their youngest daughter after the nanny, Annalise or Annalisa.  You’d think this girl would’ve ran from him knowing what Seagal did to Lebrock.  Why do women hook up with LOSERS like him?

But he’s right about being on a different universe from Keanu, Kevins, and Russell.  These actors are actually still making movies and money. 

He’s broken out his guitar to play at local donut shops so they can feed him free eclairs and coffee.  Smart move, dude.

Domo…domo..domo..  good one, Oscar!!

NoDoubt, thanks for the correct last name of LeBrock and I also forgot that they named one of the daughters after the nanny. 

She was on Celebrity Fat Club (or whatever it’s called) not too long ago and she looked not bad for being with that piece of shit for so long.

It’s like a rap battle but with a bunch of has-beens

this guy is freaking hilarious. ain’t nothi9ng funnier than a hollywood c-list has-been in major denial about his own complete loser-ish-ness.

and yeh that’s a word…i just made it up

Omg all he did in his movies was

1. break limbs
2. move over while the stunt men did half of the movie.

He basically named all the the actors he wishes he could be.

I’m with everybody else here… he needs to get over himself.  He has always been a nobody in the entertainment world and always will be.

Who the hell is going to buy his blues album? The song should be called “Talk Through My Ass” not “Talk to My Ass”. Or “I Am An Ass- A Large Ass”

Lol even though his movies were action movies, they became comedies for me because i used to laugh soo much at the all of the scenes that were stunt doubles and you could tell that it wasn’t him.

Not only is he in his own universe, he’s as BIG as a universe!

Nehru jacket. Nice.

Mountain won’t come to Mohammed, so smash the drawing room to pieces. That’s very Buddhist, isn’t it!

Oh he is my least favorite actor.. seriously. I won’t even watch his movies anymore. He doesn’t act.. he just hits people. DUH!

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