Tara needs to take more pictures in that angle. She actually looks pretty decent. I know they have airbrushed the hell out of these, but she dosnt have that look on her face like she has no idea where she is.

Tara reid ha ha saying about her nipple incident like no one has ever seen a boob before she says.  Well Tara, no one has seen a boob that ugly and scarred up, you go to a plastic surgeon to improve your looks, not get mutilated, as he did to your titties and your terrible Lipo job, my only advice to him is sue your surgeon!

You know what’s sad? Some guys are going to think that Tara is hot b/c of these pictures. But she is so airbrushed, it’s unbelievable. Her silly putty stomach looks normal, her boobs actually look normal and so do her cellulite legs. The sad thing is, she has a nice face, but her hardcore partying has made her look absolutely disgusting. Thank God for airbrushing!

i think you three have summed it up perfectly!

if she falls in the pool in those shoes she’ll sink right to the bottom…

She wont drown with those floatation devises.

I laughed out loud!

If she wants to change peoples impressions of herself and be taken more seriously, she needs to learn how to:

1.) Stop looking like a skank and get real: For instance, keeping her breast(s) in her outfits (talking about the drunken-wasted peep-show she gave at that one Diddy party) would help;

2.) Avoid alcohol alltogether;

3.) Make sure she isn’t always flashing all of us her (inevitably stinky) underwear (she does it often in real life and not just in this particular photo shoot);

4.) Stop wearing so much black eyeliner;

5.) Get a whole new look (classier look and not something of a mix between Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson).

Do I seem harsh?  I don’t think so…

P.S.  That last photo of her laying on the picnic table definitely won’t get her any A-list movies, but maybe a starring role with Ron Jeremy; What a skank!

Imagine the tan line you’d get wear that outfit…