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Tom Cruise and Katie Prepare for Birth
Tuesday, March 28, 2006 • (110) Comments • Tags: Candids ,Celebrity ,Couples ,Katie Holmes ,Pregnancies ,Tom Cruise



Tom Cruise's pregnant fiancée Katie Holmes will reportedly give birth amid huge white signs reminding her to stay silent. The actress has allegedly agreed to deliver her baby in total silence in accordance with a bizarre Scientology tradition.

Katie and Tom - a long-standing devotee of the sci-fi cult - have had posters spelling out Katie's labour rules delivered to their home. Friends - who are thought to be Scientology elders - have been photographed carrying the placards through the gates of the couple's plush Los Angeles mansion.

One of the 6ft signs reads: "Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."

Scientologists believe the strange ritual should be carried out to prevent children from turning mad.

Founder, L.Ron Hubbard, tells his followers in his book 'Dianetics': "Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save both the sanity of the mother and child and safeguard the home to which they will go.

"The maintaining of silence does not mean a volley of 'Sh's', for those make stammerers."


Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  10:54 AM

ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING!! I USE TO LIKE HER BUT SHE IS AS STUPID AS HE IS. I HOPE SHE SCREAMS SO LOUD PEOPLE IN EUROPE HEAR HER. HAS THIS GIRL LOST HER MIND. SHE IS LETTING THIS STUPID RELIGION AND TOM CONTROL HER LIFE. SHE IS A FUCKING IDIOT AND HE IS AN ASSHOLE FOR BRAINWASHING HER AND SHE IS JUST STUPID FOR BELIEVING ALL THE SHIT HE SAYS. I HOPE ONE DAY THERE ALIEN SHIP COMES AND TAKES THEM AWAY FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  10:57 AM

Hahahahaha I have to laugh, because no woman I know, or I have ever heard of a woman that has been able to achive silence during labor, is just IMPOSSIBLE, I had a child and like most women that have gone tru labor, I am telling you is just not realistic nor possible to stay silent, NO WAY, yeah I can see Katie screaming her head off and not only that, I see her breaking Tom’s, hand, arm and leg if she can reach it.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:00 AM

What a bunch of creeps. Her hair looks great though

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:01 AM

That whole thing is just sick and wrong!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:01 AM

Holy shit.

“to save both the sanity of the mother and child”, says L. Ron, a man who never had anything worse than constipation in his entire life.

No painkillers and no screaming? ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING?

Katie will go completely mad, and the kid will have huge shrink bills when its older. Oh, that’s right - it won’t, scientologists think shrinks are Satan.

Okay, so the whole family will be crazy as bedbugs.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:06 AM

L. Ron was a misogynist. He loathed women.
Do Katies lips look a little -um- different to any one else?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:08 AM

i say we make tom cruise deaf if he’s so damn set on silence. IDIOT! would love to see him push a huge melon out his ass in silence, so he knows the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:08 AM

All I have to say is, she started carrying the baby party in her lower back, lower back labor pain is the WORSE labor pain you can ever imagine, I don’t feel sorry for her, cause as soon she starts with 2 minute apart contractions she is going to kill Tom, bahahahahaha, and he deserves it for been such a controling freak weirdo.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:08 AM

Wow… I have NEVER heard of such a thing… Man, she is going to burst blood vessels in her head if she holds it in! 

I just can’t imagine.  Do we really think that those idiotic signs are going to truly make her silent?

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:24 AM

How about we grab Tom Cruise, tie him down, put white signs of hush hush infront of him, and then stab him in the eye…if he screams or makes any movement from the pain, he will be hung by the balls for his devil ways.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:26 AM

sonicboy:
“TAKES THEM AWAY FOR BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.”

HEY SONIC BOY CALM DOWN TAKE YOUR PILL YOU FUCKING STUPID!!!

You are all fucking glib for christ sake! can you read properlly or are you brainwashed?????????

it is not FOR HER BUT FOR THE PEOPLE AROUND JACKASSES!

and as Tom said to B Walters:
“There have been misinterpretations that the woman can’t make any noise, and that’s just not true. It’s nutty. No, but just calm and quiet. I want Katie to be as comfortable as possible.”“


Adorable guy. At least, he cares for his woman, can’t say that of everyone.


BTW, it is ok without peridural, it doesn’t hurt. I know.
You should stop pretend to be mothers hgere you watch ER too much.

Gullible people.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:29 AM

wow…I know two women who had their babies without screaming and no meds…but one was the meanest lady and the other one was just goofyand didn’t know what was happening…..

I think Katie will lose it and start yelling shit at Tom like “Why the f_ck you so crazy!?!...You did THIS to me”

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:32 AM

WHAT THE FUCK!! YOUR A FREAKIN IDIOT TO LIBERTY. IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT STUPID RELIGION YOU WILL KNOW THAT WHAT THEY ASK OF PEOPLE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A BUNCH OF HORSE SHIT. I ASSUME YOU HAVE HAD CHILDREN AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT FEELS? YOU WERE QUIET DURING THE WHOLE THING I GUESS TO? HE DOESNT CARE IF SHE IS COMFORTABLE HE JUST WANTS TO IMPRESS HIS STUPID RELIGIOUS FREAKS THAT WILL BE THERE. YOUR THE GULLIABLE ONE AND NOT MENTION A COMPLETE FUCKIN IDIOT.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:34 AM

BY THE WAY IT IS SONICBOOM, NOT SONIC BOY, MAYBE YOU NEED TO LEARN TO READ YOU STUPID CUNT.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:37 AM

Liberty…that’s alot to say…. “it doesn’t hurt” ... I mean…it may have not hurt you…but think about all the other girls in the world who aren’t as loose

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:38 AM

I agree with HeartBreaker!  Good one!

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:39 AM

Uh oh, the anger sharks are swimming… e-madness strikes again.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:44 AM

liberty, If you like Tom Cruise ,good for you, but need to stop insulting people here, we have the right to say whatever our opinion is about TC and KH, but you personally attack and insult people in this blog because you don’t like what you read, that is not cool, that makes you, to be the glib, not us.

Posted by .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)  on  03/28  at  11:51 AM

I have had two children- one birth was totally natural- no pain-killers, etc… it was an emergency situation and the other was a controlled c-section.  That being said…there is NO WAY KH will be able to adhere to this “silent birth” crap, especially since this is her first baby, she has no idea what to expect and I will say this if she does birth this baby without one sound- she definitely deserves an Oscar… because that would be one performance that would go down in history…

In all honesty, she needs to leave TC and get back to her old-fashioned roots… her parents seem lovely and I cannot imagine what they are going through knowing their daughter has hooked up with this controlling, alien-religion weirdo…

Go home Katie… RUN HOME~~ before TC alienates you from your baby… as he has done to Nicole Kidman… if you stay- it will happen.

Mariah

Posted by AgentHollywood  on  03/28  at  12:08 PM

but think about all the other girls in the world who aren’t as loose…lmao

That was hilarious…I don’t think any religion or person should tell the woman how to react or handle giving birth. She should let out whatever emotion she wants. Let tom try to push a watermelon out of his ass and have posters telling his ass to stay calm.