Eva Longoria's new husband Tony Parker has confessed he finds married life
"weird".

The basketball star, who married the 'Desperate Housewives' beauty in Paris
10 days ago (07.07.07), admits he still hasn't got used to having a wedding
ring on his finger.

Tony said yesterday (07.17.07): "It's weird, it's weird. I don't wear rings.



"The only ring that I was wearing is our NBA championship rings, but you
only wear that maybe two times, three times maybe. So I have to get used to
it."

The 25-year-old San Antonio Spurs player is already convinced he will lose
his ring on the basketball court during a game.

He said: "A lot of my teammates told me they lost it like five or six times.

So I'm going to try to lose it only one or two times."

Despite his ring reluctance, Tony feels "blessed" to have Eva as his wife.
He said: "I can't complain. I feel very blessed. It was an unbelievable year
for me and for the team. And it was just great. It's hard for me to put in
words and explain."



After a brief honeymoon in the Caribbean last week - which the couple spent
playing ping-pong - Eva returned to the 'Desperate Housewives' set to begin
filming the new series first thing on Monday morning (07.16.07).

Tony rejoined his San Antonio Spurs teammates for practice the same day.

He sounds so deep.  And now he’s married to a woman with a serious case of rat-face-itis.  What a winner!

Awww, Queen Whore is walking her puppy.

Could two people possibly be more dull?

rat face generic ass whore and racist ass dull on the down low loser. he picked a sorry ass beard. dumb cunt long whore-ia. she should be slinging pizza for five bucks and hour and that’s as high as she should have ever got.

Uh if he knows that he will lose the ring why wear it on the court? Whatever those two are good for each other.

Reading between the lines here..I believe Tony is just a wee bit more excited about winning the Championship than winning and wedding Longwhoria.  By the look on his face in the wedding pictures and others after, he looks like he’s just realized what the slut talked him into.  Too bad, so sad.

I will agree it is weird at first - but in their case I agree with vtgal - she totally talked him into this shit - he doesnt want to be married - he wanted to get laid!

Of course he thinks it’s weird. He married a no talent attention whore. RUN TONY RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Already counting down the days til divorce. I agree with Toonces, they are a bit boring

he hates her and he realizes he should have kept getting the fucks for free from the ho. He only married her to not look like he is gay, or he has been drunken and drugged up and she talked him into it, or he wants the fame, money and attention from beong maried to the biggest overrated dumb slut in h-wood.

i understand the ring thing. two of my best friends got married and the the awesome receptin the groom got up onstage (he’s a musician) and started playing the guitar to sing his bride a love song. after a few notes he struck a wrong chord and blamed it on the ring while he was slapping the strings. he said “this ring is getting in my way!” then everyone cracked up and started making fun of him.

everyone teases them to this day about the ring “getting in his way.” but they’ve been married over 10 years and still crazy abobut each other like newlyweds. it makes a cute story.

but my question is why ON EARTH would a b-bal player wear a ring on the court? the risk is not only losing a ring, but those NBA chammpionship rings are not small by any means. they could interfere with ball-handling skills. weird you’d wear something that clunky and valuable on the court.

smart guys and real men prefer the simple gold band. And they wear it at all times. BBALL games, etc. in the armed forces,etc you are allowed only religious jewelry(crucifix) or wedding ring.

Yes, simple gold band. My husband says it is much more comfortable than the extravagant bands.

I am all about celeb gossip, but, I have to say…  WHO CARES? She is absolutely devoid of talent and ferret faced to boot. The only thing these two could possibly have in common is a desperate need to feel like anyone gives a dry crap about their tired little lives. Despite the fact that she’s done nothing notable, this last year has been “The Year of Eva Longonnerhea.” She’s somehow insinuated her pinched face into every real celeb story this year, she even managed to party with Paris H. one night. Can you say photo op? I wish someone would tell her public relations person or people to take a long vacation, preferably someplace like downtown Baghdad.

Rat-face-itis, huh? Well, what the hell do you look like?

Nine out of ten bitches look better than pinched face ferret face horse teeth midget big nose long whore ia. Generic talentless diseased whore that she is. Mexican- maid -looking- needs- to be -slinging- pizza -for- five -bucks -an- hour whore.

Give it a rest. Anyone who would denigrate Ms. Longoria the way that you just did, simply must be one of the ugliest fucking apes on the planet.

‘Nuff said!

you could only dream of having me asshole. Your only hot on longwhoreia feret face because she is probably about all you could get on your level.