Victoria Beckham is desperate for her new Los Angeles lifestyle to match
those of her A-list friends.

The former Spice Girl - whose soccer star husband David has agreed a $250
million deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer club - reportedly wants her
and David's lives to be as glitzy and lavish as that of their superstar
friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

A source told Britain's Grazia magazine "Katie told her that there is a
detailed checklist for features that an A-list house should have, and she is
determined to meet all of them. Victoria wants the biggest, top-of-the-range
cars, house, clothes - everything."

According to the latest Hollywood trends the Beckhams may have to hire a
butler, buy an impressive art collection and have an infinity pool to keep
up with their illustrious neighbors.





Hugh Hefner is going to ask the former Spice Girl if she wants to do a photo shoot for Playboy - with or without clothes.

He said: “She should do a pictorial with us. We’ve got big plans for her. I think she’s going to fit in fine - they’re both gorgeous.”

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Who would want to see her without clothes? I dont even want to see her with clothes on!!!!!!!!

“they’re both gorgeous.”
Ahah, he can’t even say “she’s gorgeous”. way too hard

wha are the bumps on the inside of her right arm??

Love the dress and I think she looks great.

She reminds me of a tim burton cartoon character.

Ugh look at those chicken wings, umm I mean arms!

I just love her dress and the outfit is nice, but one thing - the best accessory is a smile!  She spoils it because she can’t crack a smile.

That is some serious vag pit btw!!

Yuck. There’s a tiny hole on her armpit on the first picture. Guess that’s an additional place where David fuck her. LMAO

If looking great means looking like you just came from a death camp, then yes, she looks fabulous.
I love being able to see every bone and joint on someone’s body.
Osteoporosis is in for 2007.

Good God.  If they’re that desperate to get Posh to pose, all they’d have to do is stick four toothpicks in a pair of water balloons and draw some downtherehair on it.  Voila!  Same thing at a fraction of the cost and far more amusing to see in a pull out spread.

Osteoporosis AND robotic zombie is in for 2007.

Wannabe

I’m sick of this puke already.  Stateside celebrity, my ass. 

And WTF does Katie know about all the A type houses in LaLa Land?  She’s only been Countess Cruise for less than two years yet…please.

umm everyone knows she’s rich so she doesn’t need to waste all her money away.  If these retards would just donate their money to animals and people who actually need it then the world would be so much better.

Yeah! They should contribute something beneficial to the world. Not just spending their money on clothes, clothes and clothes!

The outfit amazes me.

But the idea of her trying to copy every trick that goes with the celebrity-life in Hollywood makes me sick. Will we soon be seeing her cooch too? Will we soon be hearing of some wild drug-parties at her house too?

I already feel sorry for her little boys. Their mom seems so obsessed with “living the Hollywood-way”. Poor British girl who thinks that now she’s on top of the world when she’s finally arrived in the Mekka of her dreams.

I think she is an amazing mother. She has her own way of living life, but she is awesome and a total knock out! So many people wish to be like her! And so many are so jealous because she is rich! What can i say…. i guess the world is complete with haters and jealous ppl!

NO WAY PLAYBOY, POSH! NO WAY!